h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Its Hamstring it Hurt

From it's ar$e it would squirt

Attempts to summarise latest Limerick...

A Baboon from the Banks of the Nile
Lacked any sense of real style
When it put on shirt

I Like Ekki's line better.]

An enormous amount of green Bile

So that makes the last on:
A Baboon from the Banks of the Nile
Lacked any sense of real style
When it put on shirt
From it's ar$e it would squirt
An enormous amount of green Bile

New one:

An Amorous native of Peru

Fell in love with a sole-less left shoe

This Strange Adulation

Led to a rising sensation

As it happens the shoe had caught flu

Sorry forgot to start a new one ...

A chap from the Limpopo river

Had a worrying craving for liver

chianti he quaffed

(hi...)

And a strange smell would waft

Setting his nostrils aquiver.
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There was a young girl from Iran

Who bathed, every morning, in Jam

She got it in places too rude

too lewd and too crude

You'd only reach in the nude

And then she'd eat off with some spam

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A chap from the east end of London

Found that he'd left his flies undone