h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Out ran a wild Haggis
up the leg of his baggies

And now he's unable to........procreate




A handsome young Scot called McKay

And now he's unable to........procreate




A handsome young Scot called McKay

Oops - got carried away there, sorry

Twice!

Wore a sporran but didn't know why

But he was largely built
There under his Kilt..

Hi Unigran, where's ya been.

Lasses loved when he came out to play.




First Bonnie, then Charley and Frances and Ivan...
I'll be glad with these visitors have stopped arrivin'
Then along comes Jeanne
With her manners so mean
That our thoughts just turned to survivin'



Now, back to the game that we play . . .

"Lasses" line was response to UGran's "...Scot named McKay."
Correction: "I'll be glad when these visitors ..."
Waves to Gran, Peet, trillian et al.

There's somebody playing, Hooray!..

If we all do our bit
And contribute to it

To the readers eternal dismay


It's time for a drink and a party

Being risque and naughty!

I could strip for two pins
And a bar full of gins

But then you'd all think I was tarty



Hello BFM, how are the grandchildren?


I'm really quite shy and retiring

Until Gin and Rum get me firing

So don't be offended
If you see me upended

But it really is very tiring



A Octopus went to the Fair

To play the games they had there