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New game anyone?

Post 11181

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

polished her bicycle seat til' it gleams


New game anyone?

Post 11182

marnoult

free-wheeling downhill
she was fine there until...............smiley - winkeye


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Post 11183

Triquack


She awoke, it was all in her dreams



My family traits are quite strange


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Post 11184

Universal Granny

From quite mild to extreme do they range


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Post 11185

Triquack


Auntie Eric, a Wizard,
rode the Range on a Lizard
In various states of derange



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Post 11186

Triquack


New line


Cousin Gertie was part of a Posse`


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Post 11187

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Riding her Highland cow, Flossie


New game anyone?

Post 11188

Triquack



said, "keep your fast cars,
this has handlebars"


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Post 11189

Universal Granny


And with it, I can be bossy.

smiley - popcornsmiley - popcornsmiley - popcornsmiley - popcornsmiley - popcornsmiley - popcorn

There once was a bald lighthouse keeper


New game anyone?

Post 11190

...Shrillian...

And boy was he a heavy sleeper


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Post 11191

Triquack

but he woke with a shock
when a ship hit the rock


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Post 11192

You can call me TC

And started off his infuriating bleeper.


F28000?thread=489460


New game anyone?

Post 11193

Triquack

smiley - erm...seems like no-one wants to play either game. Is that the end of it?


New game anyone?

Post 11194

HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42

I'm playing game (2)
C'mon in, the water's fine....


New game anyone?

Post 11195

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Oops, watch out for that fishing line smiley - yikes


New game anyone?

Post 11196

Triquack

(Assuming that harpo's line was an invitation and not an entry)


Oops, watch out for that fishing line
Thanks, I missed it just fine
Don't know if I'll mix it
It aint busted, why fix it


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Post 11197

...Shrillian...

Now what to do with my spine?


------------------smiley - erm------------------------

Finishing a limerick's quite tricky


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Post 11198

Triquack

'specially when Peers are so picky


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Post 11199

Universal Granny


They dot "i"s and cross "t"s
And then, if you please,


New game anyone?

Post 11200

Triquack


Spel it rong and they just take the Mickey




In Dublin the Guinness flows freely


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