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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Apr 4, 2001
Cos Jam makes them wetter
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Apr 4, 2001
And that makes them just Supreme
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A large Marsupial from Antipodea
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Apr 4, 2001
adopted a rat called Chlamydia
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Apr 4, 2001
Was going through Torment
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NexusSeven Posted Apr 4, 2001
'Cos this darned rhyming's getting fiddlier. (sorry - couldn't resist 
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There was a young fish called Jack
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Apr 4, 2001
Who lived in a crumpled fag pack
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Dancing Ermine Posted Apr 4, 2001
To the edge of the Aussie Outback
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"In the unlikely event of a crash...."
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Apr 4, 2001
To avoid doing anything rash
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Apr 4, 2001
"don't put your Head under the Dash..."
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Dancing Ermine Posted Apr 4, 2001
In the Unlikely event of a crash
Don't put your head under the dash
You might break your neck...
In the unlikely event of a crash
To avoid doing anything rash
a belt is advised....
(pick one )
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NexusSeven Posted Apr 4, 2001
(a) When the car hits the deck
(b) Make sure it's your size
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Dancing Ermine Posted Apr 4, 2001
a) or at least get a case of whiplash
b) or you'll go flying out over the dash
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There once was a sadist from spain
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Apr 4, 2001
Who filled all his trousers with Grain
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Apr 4, 2001
whilst locked in a tank
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Dancing Ermine Posted Apr 4, 2001
so couldn't inflict any pain
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An apple tree in great Britain
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Apr 4, 2001
A masochist tied up in Chains
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A Zulu lost in Uzbekhistan
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