h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I know that one's from Legend

Was it Tim Curry?

Man! I seem to have found a worthy adversary!
You got it!

OK....here's another:

"I don't want to upset you too much, but at the moment you have an excellent chance of being hanged."

Hey Duncan! No idea on your quote (hence silence for 5 weeks!!!) Give us the answer and put us (or me at least) out of our misery. In the meantime, let's have a new quote:

"Who am I? You sure you wanna know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale, if somebody told you I was just your average, ordinary guy, not a care in the world, somebody lied."

Quite easy, but then I would say that cos I know where it's from.

OK - Yours is the opening from Spiderman...Toby Maguire.

Mine is Jose Ferrer in The Caine Mutiny.

How about this one:

"For it is the doom of men that they forget"

Merlin, addressing the Knights of the Round Table. (From the 1981 movie "Excalibur").

OK - I knew that would be an easy one. How about this:

"Well, I can tell you right now what the problem is. I saw it in your faces last night. I can see it there now. You've been looking at a lot of air lately, and you feel you need a rest. In short, you're feeling sorry for yourselves. Now I don't have a lot of patience with this "What are we fighting for?" stuff. We're in a war, a shooting war. We've got to fight. And some of us have got to die."

It has been 5 weeks. Does no one have any ideas about my last quote?

Humphrey Bogart as Captain Queeg in "The Caine Mutiny"

- Strike 1.

Gregory Peck.
Bomber group commander in Twelve o'clock High.
A.M.

Very good. Care to take a shot at a quote?

Okay.
Maybe this one's too easy but..

'Thy mother mated with a scorpion'.
A.M.

lawrence of arabia me thinks

Almost... Which character though?

Here's another...
Well I ain't never learned Sargeant. Folks back home used to say I could shoot a rifle before I was weaned, but they was exagerating some.
A.M.

'Thy mother mated with a scorpion' - Auda Abu Tayi (played by Anthony Quinn)


Folks back home used to say I could shoot a rifle before I was weaned, but they was exagerating some

I know it's from Sargeant York but can't remember the character

Is this Conversation dead now?
I hope not. Surely someone out there has a good quote for us.

"Have you got any 10p's lads? The gentleman needs to make a very important long-distance telephone call. Inter continental."

That was the bartender in "Local Hero" helping out MacIntyre (played by Peter Riegert).

Here's an easy one:

"You're an accountant! You're in a noble profession! The word "count" is part of your title!"

I know it's from The Producers - is it Max Bialystok?