h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You get s that watch you in the shower? Eeew!

Yeah whole rows of s sitting watching me take a shower!

I think, given the choice, I'd rather not have spiders in the shower with me. Now, John Barrowman/David Tennant/Richard Dean Anderson, they'd be a different matter. One at a time, of course.

Whaddya mean one at a time? You boring s0d xxx

They wouldn't all fit in the shower at once!

They would if you had a really big shower x

Find something amusing, Axi? Or were you just laughing because you were having the same thoughts as mad-hatter and I about certain people in the shower with you?

I was just wondering if I could possibly...borrow, yes borrow ... them for a short while when you've done with them

I'm sure it could be arranged...for a fee.

*Riffles in his pockets and wallet*

I have ten pnce, a button and two sticks of spearmint gum...

Can I Have the gum?

Well, minus the gum, I'm not sure that ten pence and a button is really what I'm looking for.

However, as I'm a nice person and I like you, I'll accept your offer. Now, if I ever meet John Barrowman or David Tennant or Richard Dean Anderson, I'll see if they're open to the idea!

We can dream, I suppose.

Hey, Pegasus! Guess what I'm watching...
That's right - it's MOEBIUS!!!
I love it
I've just realised that I actually know the entire script... is that weird? Because I don't think it is. I think it's perfectly natural to be able to laugh at myself because I say "I started thinking; nothing happened *here*" in an amusing American accent at the same time as Carter says it. Perfectly natural. Yeah.
Also, I find it intensely amusing that Sam and Jack have wild passionate... you-know-what... and they don't know it! It's fantastic!
And I've only just realised how much I missed Hammond whilst I was watching Season 9. It's very upsetting - Hammond of Texas
And the LOOKS on their FACES when they first dial the gate... Classic!
God, McKay is so annoying that it hurts. It actually, physically hurts me. I'm in pain. PAIN!!!
Love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
P.S. Will now request purchase of Stargate SG-1 Season 10. Much love x

P.P.S. Mum said if I can pay for it, I can have it - of course, this means that I must acquire some money to pay her back after she buys it for me from eBay. How do I get £30 quickly? I really need a job, but I don't know where to look! Hm... I could probably do some pot-washing down at The Reindeer for a few nights - that would get me enough. My brother got £22 just in one night! It's fantastic! Of course, he said he'd never do it again.... But the pain is a price I am willing to pay for the simple matter of owning Season 10. It's ok Love you xxx

I have to say, I miss Hammond too - him and his bald head. Of course, I miss RDA too, even more.

In regards to the money, I find that doing jobs around the house generally helps me. I'd know, I've bought eight seasons of SG-1! You know too, you've borrowed them all.

Love you too
(More than fudge)
xxx

You've fudged up that post!

Hammond of Texas

But it's ok because Gen. Landry isn't all bad, I guess. Still, I definitely preferred Hammond - infinitely more so that Landry. I really want Season 10! I am determined to buy it, if it's the last thing I do - and it probably will be because I'll die of happiness when it comes through the post

Love you xxx

*than - not that

"You've fudged up that post!" What exactly did you mean by that, Pingu? Annoying penguin.

Well done on correcting your own mistake, mad-hatter. I have to confess, I hadn't even noticed it.

Please, be happy when you get season 10, but don't die. How could I cope?

Love you too
xxxx