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BAD HAIKU
Jabberwock Posted Jun 18, 2012
I told my porpoise
To stop playing baseball games
By the wicker gate.
BAD HAIKU
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 18, 2012
There was a haiku
That just sat there looking weird.
"Bad haiku!" they said.
BAD HAIKU
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 19, 2012
So I have a hunch:
Maybe Bad Haiku is sad
About the Crusades.
BAD HAIKU
winternights Posted Jun 19, 2012
Crusading bad Haiku
Spill your words from pen
Not bloody sword
BAD HAIKU
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 19, 2012
The sword speaks to him
In accents quite sonorous:
"Polish me today!"
BAD HAIKU
myk Posted Jun 19, 2012
Without slavic blood
My sword speaks Polish to me!
I need a day off!
BAD HAIKU
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 20, 2012
Well, maybe I lied.
The sword said nothing at all.
I exaggerate.
BAD HAIKU
loonycat - run out of fizz Posted Jun 20, 2012
It sat there gleaming,
not uttering a word then
I fed my goldfish.
BAD HAIKU
myk Posted Jun 20, 2012
If all that i had,
Was a goldfish for my sword
Why! There would be war!
BAD HAIKU
myk Posted Jun 20, 2012
My sword likes bagels
I think he likes the middles
zen swords centre aim
My spellchecker baulks
The archaic mother tongue
With US autumn's fall
BAD HAIKU
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 20, 2012
Don't send me spellcheck.
I like other kinds better,
The ones that give cash.
BAD HAIKU
myk Posted Jun 20, 2012
The Bull's King attacked!!!!
All checks and balances stopped!!!!
Brown bear makes good. Mate!!!!
BAD HAIKU
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 20, 2012
Animal chess? Yikes!
Send bulls and bears to Wall Street!
Let spit hit the flan.
BAD HAIKU
myk Posted Jun 20, 2012
Flan now split in two
My opponent's flan intact
No hope, just haiku!
BAD HAIKU
winternights Posted Jun 21, 2012
An omelette of words
Cooked meaningly absurd
Served with relish
BAD HAIKU
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 21, 2012
Red flannel hash is
A dish you just can't beet, though
You might have a beef.
BAD HAIKU
myk Posted Jun 29, 2012
The flannel i talk!
A dish cloth over my mind
My thought's in the sink.
BAD HAIKU
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 29, 2012
Sinks are quite useful.
Dishes in soapy water,
Your life down the drain.
BAD HAIKU
myk Posted Jun 29, 2012
I swim from the crowd
Eat alone. Hah! No dishes!
I miss the bubbles.
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- 361: Jabberwock (Jun 18, 2012)
- 362: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 18, 2012)
- 363: myk (Jun 18, 2012)
- 364: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 19, 2012)
- 365: winternights (Jun 19, 2012)
- 366: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 19, 2012)
- 367: myk (Jun 19, 2012)
- 368: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 20, 2012)
- 369: loonycat - run out of fizz (Jun 20, 2012)
- 370: myk (Jun 20, 2012)
- 371: myk (Jun 20, 2012)
- 372: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 20, 2012)
- 373: myk (Jun 20, 2012)
- 374: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 20, 2012)
- 375: myk (Jun 20, 2012)
- 376: winternights (Jun 21, 2012)
- 377: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 21, 2012)
- 378: myk (Jun 29, 2012)
- 379: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 29, 2012)
- 380: myk (Jun 29, 2012)
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