h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A wise old guru
Said, "'Tis better to have lunch
Than ro be lunch. Yum!"

the ancient sage said:
"Here is a tip, now bring lunch!"
Happiness, here, now!

if you meet
the buddha on the road
kill him

"Buddha, why are you
Late for tea?" "Had to avoid
The roads, Grasshopper."

just bring me my lunch
you might attain what you seek
if you eat your greens

i'm still eating lunch
as the news-flash interrupts
will i go bald soon?

"What you talkin' 'bout?"
"Dunno. Saw a dog named Mu,
Eating fishbones. Yuck!"

If a dog mee-owws
Does tha tmean it changed form
Am i a donkey?

If a dog mee-owws
Does tha tmean it changed form
Am i, a donkey?

Does dog have Zen soul?
Mu! Which means "No." Dog named Mu
Just negates itself.

a while ago i shared some of The Librarian's bad poetry over in that thread...
here is his haiku offering






ook ook ook ook ook,
ook ook ook ook ook ook ook.
ook ook ook ook ook.

I'm writing haiku.
Don't have to rhyme, but it do.
Don't care if you sue.

What side of the road,
Said Toad. Do they drive round here?
Do hedgehogs drink beer?

get me an ice cream
if you meet buddha's angry toad
please would you chill him

I don't know, can't say,
Yet I'm sure of one thing, Sir:
I'm very confused.

would life better be
if all were cut and thrust; ouch!
do you get my point?




truely treasure lies
in the use of plain language
were'd yiu buy canned mice?

incomprehensa---
--ble, as i might sound at times
sorry it don't ryhme

Uncertainty is
Random. That is the Reason
For our confusions.

Last night I dreamed I
Was on the Olym[ic swim
Team. Quite stressful dream!