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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 1, 2012
Bubbles: important
For yin, yang, fen, shui, and more.
Just don't ask me why.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 2, 2012
Plumbing is priceless.
Worship the gods who wield tools
That close leaky pipes. 
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winternights Posted Jul 2, 2012
Drippy,drippy you are no more
Spanner God decree's
Long live dryness
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 2, 2012
The last post was great.
Too bad my bad one comes next.
I hang my head, shamed.
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winternights Posted Jul 3, 2012
Shamed be not
Write,Mighty pen warrior
Words are your sword
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 3, 2012
If words are my sword,
I must hope no one with a
*Real* sword comes at me!
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myk Posted Jul 3, 2012
In truth they say of old
word: mightier than the pong
yours: alpine meadow
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 3, 2012
Dragons rarely read.
Don't bother with "No Dragons"
Signs on your front door.
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winternights Posted Jul 3, 2012
came a knocking
Selling insurance
Third party, fire and theft
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 3, 2012
Insured against fire,
Dragons, and cakes that fall flat.
I'm fully covered.
:-0
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winternights Posted Jul 4, 2012
Insurance for your culinary mistakes
Loss adjuster says
"Buy Take away’s"
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 4, 2012
Many African
Homes have pizza roofs that were
Baked by elephants.
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myk Posted Jul 4, 2012
big fiery lizard
can't cook, no sense of humour
seeks girl with thick skin
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 4, 2012
Girl with thick skin,
Good at cooking for dragons.
Can cook dragons, too.
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loonycat - run out of fizz Posted Jul 5, 2012
My recipe for
dragon says Cook for 1 week
over smoked oak chips.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 5, 2012
"This roast dragon is
A bit too spicy," she said,
Then quickly dropped dead.
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winternights Posted Jul 6, 2012
Food to die for
Drooling whilst cooking it
Mourners said it was nice
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