h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I feel Meh. I'm tired and a little low.

Although, I did have an amusing conversation last night (this is paraphrased due to bad short term memory)

Me: Cal, would you still live me even if got breast implaments?
Cal: ......
Me: What?
Cal: Sorry, I was just imagining you with Jordan sized boobs. What would you want to do that for?
Me: So I can wear pretty lacey bras like they sell in Ann Summers!
Cal: Well you could wear them anyway
Me: But I'd have no reason to!


and so on............. well.... its not fair..... Girls get to wear much prettier clothes..... *mutter mutter*


Dont worry by the way I'm not going to get it done....... havent got the money anyway .......


so.......... hows tricks everybody then?

-Jack

...couldn't you just get fakies? Or, failing that, and going for the low budget option, balloons?

Well, we did discuss the option of double chicken-fillety-padding things......... not actual chicken fillets you understand........

how're you then you elevator you?

I really think you ought to shop around a bit ... Find somewhere that'll rent out various sizes and stuff. Try different cup sizes for a week or two, see what "suits" ya ... I mean, really, ya wouldn't wanna end up looking "un-natural" now, would ya?

Ummmm...ok, so i'm speechless I'll come back, if i can think of anything usefull to add.

This is a conversation that I have no place being involved in.

................?

I have to say Jack, you have two different conversations in one there

*The mind boggles*

*just boggles*

But you must admit, ... it IS uniquely Jack.

Just don't go "Pete Burns" with the lips...