h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Congrats to you both

Ben, that's alright. I knew you weren't being serious.

As I'm sure Beck will agree, you're a much nicer guy than you usually let on...








Besides, I'm a lurker. I had my suspicions.

And I thought that we hid it fairly well, what with the duct-tape incident, or when I was cuddling her in the Valhalla Inn thread.

I hadn't heard about that second one...

Although I may have had something to do with the first

You're a good guy - I knew _that_ all along. So there!

Alright, I'll admitt it... *deep breath* I'm not a bad guy.

GASP! Stop the presses!

No! Really! Stop them! They're hurting my organ-meats!

*jaw drop* Whats this I see?

Hee hee hee.

Good on ya, kid.

I'm actually... nice.

Yeah, I know.

*takes a moment to recover* *serious tone* now, that was very brave of you to admit to that. It takes a while, and you might suffer some rejection from people who dont understand, who think that being- oh wait a minute wrong speech

How long have you had that one saved up, Jack?

precisely three minutes and five seconds !

Eh I knew you were joking, sure, but nobody wants to hear that. Do you want to hear that? You don't want to hear that.

So no worries.

...oh, and FF, what with all the pretty/not pretty banter...
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Sorry, you're stuck with what Godben says.

Damn. I'll shut up about it then.

But Nuke, you should see me...

He certainly should not! If he did then he'd be so attracted to you that he'd leave Lady P in his attempts to conquer your heart!

Aw, shucks.