h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey, no thinking of Dan!

There's only one man I think of.

What was his name again?

Simon, I think. Simon and Suzy.

Do they know Timmy and Timmyette?

Quite probably.

We should ask them round for dinner.

What, all four of them?

Yeah, my kitchens big enough for six. I'll make bean casserole. And get balloons.

Just don't make a cake next time.

I'll make fruit salad instead.

Bah! That's the lazy option.

At least I wouldn't be cooking for two days, though.

Two days?

Well, not whole days. I made the cake on Friday and the rest of the stuff on Saturday.

Well thank you, the deliciousness of the cake made up for the blandness of the bean casserole.

*giggle* Thanks. At least I can get something right.

I'm sure the casserole would have been nicer is it hadn't been reheated.

Yes, and if I'd put the right amount of tomatoes in it. But it had to be reheated because I didn't have time to cook after you arrived, and besides, it would have been rude to have been cooking when you'd just got here.

Nice one, Ben.
Yeah, like love has anything to do with attraction...

Hey, Dan didn't even know what I look like until a quite some time after we had said The Three Huge Little Words.
And then he saw me in pictures, and it didn't seem to negatively affect him in any way.


*shrug* Way it goes.

Quite the opposite, in fact