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 Due to an unfortunate infestation of spiders,bugs,pterodactyls and other unspecified creatures,the MM Temple has relocated to a very pretty site further up the MM Mountain!Thanx are due to Garibaldi's
*We Move Heaven And Earth For You* team of deconstruction workers who
did a magnificent job for us in the space of only 5 minutes.I have never seen such workmanship!!Shame about the slight tilt to the left though...but,hey,why should Pisa have all the fun!!
Normal Service will now be resumed...pass the Vodka Monsy

And please remember to bring the goodies along! I have returned the luminous green mound to it's alloted place near the old Temple! It was very useful thanx

Ya' know.....You moved the temple. Maybe I should ask you what's under YOUR kilt!!!!!

Do you rekon MADMUNK can find it?(I guess I just solved THAT problem, didn't I!!LOL)

Don't worry, Monsy will be along soon with refreshments....I hope!

NM

That was a VERY ambiguous posting NM Are you asking MM if HE knows what you are concealing under your kilt??! As for me,I have a fetching pair of satin blue knickers under mine....see I'm not scared of the question!!Hurry up Monsy.....the luminous mound appears to have regenerated his legs already..I could do with some help in here!!

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.HOPE THAT YOU LIKE THE NEW SITE MM?!
ALL HAIL etc,etc

ETC., Etc.......That's a "whale" of a way to great THE MIGHTY MADMUNK!

I would not even propose to assume what is under THE GREAT MADMUNK's kilt(by the by.....didn't think they wore kilts in South Wales!)

Satin, huh. I must ask Monsy what's under hers.(married almost 8 years, and she still won't tell me!)

NM

LOL..maybe you should risk a quick peek sometime!! The Welsh have been known to wear kilts yes!!But nobody would dare to ask MM about that!.....would they??

I've never been known to be shy!

NM

I'll leave it up to you then NM I will now try better on the adoration stakes:
OH WONDERFUL MM....DROP BY AND PLANT SOME SEEDS OF WISDOM!!
is that better?

OH GREAT MADMUNK.....THE QUESTION OF THE DARKEST SECRET HAS BEEN POSED! DO YOU WEAR A KILT, AND IF SO, WHAT IS UNDER IT!!!!!!!!


(see...I told you I'm not shy!!)

NM

Now you've gone and done it NM!!I hope that you survive the thunderbolt I can see heading your way!!

I shall enjoy the powersurge!!! "There can be only one"(The Highlander)

NM

Better watch that the *powersurge* doesn't knock out your newly regenerated leg then LOL

Alright, reprieve granted...Monsy is back from errands....refreashments all around!!!!


ALL HAIL MADMUNK!!!!!!!!

(Note how well that was timed!!!)

NM

I'm impressed...have you 2 got a thing going(wink,wink!)










HERES TO THE MM!DRINKS ALL ROUND

Sorry i am late......had to decontaminate the chillins', they seem to be a bit punny at the moment ......maybe they will leave my computer alone for a few days now ...
did i hear someone ask for drinks and goodies???!!! ....i just happen to have a basket full right here with me...imagine that!!!!....help yourselves and don't be shy, there is plenty for everyone and more where that came from
monsy

Great...just what this place needs I was a little concerned that the impressive workmanship might be deceptive.....neo-gothic has just the right touch don't you think?

oh yes!!!, definitely!!!....adds that perfect touch of mystery to the place without taking anything away from the funness of the atmosphere .
monsy

"Funness"?

NM

yes...it's an ancient Anglo-Saxon word....sums up the mood of the place exactly...especially the interesting little *bent* to the towers on the left hand side

Yeah........I'd say it's bent!

NM