h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ohhhhhh!! Do I detect a hint of sarcasm in there! You better watch out..Garibaldi's *We move Heaven And Earth for You* builders all seemed like a very nice crowd of men!!

Keep in mind...."Americans don't understand subtelty or sarcasm".

I rest my case.

NM

LOL...then they shouldn't visit h2g2!!
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ALL HAIL MM>>>>>*opens a bottle of Marstons Pedigree and settles back with a chocolate fishie*(...thinks....this could get to be fun!....)

get to be fun??!!!!...get to be fun??!!....I thought it was already fun!!!......here have some more basket goodies ....it will help the funness of the place
monsy

Hey....good to see you back Monsy......I'm feeling full of
funness now I meant that it could become EVEN MORE fun in here

you must remember to be clear in what you mean or you may find that there is more funness than you can stand LOL!!!.......i was about to bring in the singing monkeys and the dancing toads LOL!!!
monsy

Only if you also bring the dustpan and brush.....and NM to use them LOL

that would be a must LOL!!....he afterall has training in dealing with the monkeys...he had a pet one when he was a kid
monsy

Thats good to hear...is that where that strange behavoir developed??
Does he have experience with toads as well


WHERE ARE YOU MM?? HAVE YOU ABANDONED US?YOUR FOLLOWERS NEED YOU!!

well they told me if i kissed him he would turn into a prince.....i think they lied to me!!
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MADMUNK!!!!!HAVE YOU FORSAKEN YOUR LOYAL FOLLOWERS!!!!PPPPPPPPLLLLEEEEAAASSSSEEEE COME BACK!!!!!!!
monsy

*Breaks open another Pedigree and muses on the absence of the mighty MM*....I think that NM better start his cleaning duties tomorrow then...there is a suspicious-looking pool over in the left-hand corner!I'm not sure if it was the monkies....or maybe the roof is leaking...I better get on to *Garibaldi's roof and guttering dept....we know that rain water is good for the hair*

Actually, I think the more important question is, is MM a boxers or jocks type. Once you know that, then you have a greater understanding of the person. Trust me, I should know.

Oh lovely Temple. Glad to see Garibadli's Buildings did a good job.

hey!!!...someone else finally showed up!!!...what took you so long???....here, have a basket just for you .......
monsy

A brush and a dustpan are not sufficient for this pile! I refuse to work without the proper tools!!

MY monkey never made this big a mess! I shall sit in this corner and drink my "piss" beer until someone brings me the right equipment. If THE MIGHTY MADMUNK were here, I know he would be sure to supply me with what I need to perform my duties!

NM

uhhum...*clears throat and looks at NM with that look that he know so well*....excuse me?! what did you say?!....i know you did not say what it sounded like you said!...would you care to repeat that for me to make sure?!....
monsy

ok...now that our computer has finally decided i am who i say i am and not NM i will do this one more time.....speak NM and make sure you choose your words carefully.....
monsy

I SAID.... I'm going to sit in this corner and drink my "piss" beer until I am provided the proper tools to perform the job which has been requested of me.

This toothbrush and spatula ain't gonna' get it! I mean,......that's a pretty good sized wad over there!

NM

Must I always walk into the conversations at the worst possible times?

WE DEPEND on it!!!!

NM

Looks like I've arrived in the nick of time!! I have brought a superb new Dyson for you to try out.....it cost an arm & a leg of course...but hey.....only the best for MM's Temple.......oh..and here's a brand new,fully bristled brush+ dustpan for you........NOW GET TO IT!!!!