h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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they're just lazy little men - but I can do them as feet if you want.
Or as birds, angels, pigs, hearts, frogs and several other things.

Here's a tester just for you guys

my but those are tasty aren't they???....how about frogs?!.....maybe if i kiss one instead of eat it then i will get that prince i was promised a few years back!..i believe the last frog i had was a dud because he's still just a croaker
monsy

MONSY!!!!! And I had a SPECIAL chocolate daquiri all made up for you! And you want a FROG to give it to you! HURUMMPF!
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.HEY!!! Where'd HE come from!!!!
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Anyway....chocolate liquor all around!

NM
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OK NM i will give you one more chance to turn into a prince but that is it!!!
as for your chocolate liquer i think i might have to pass as i seem to have reservations as to where the chocolate part came from...
monsy

oh no!!! So thats what he did with the pile from the corner!! You better wash your mouths out Monsy & Swiv...I wouldn't like to think of you getting a nasty side-effect from the suspect ingredients

do not fear Shazz.....i took one sniff and knew there was something not quite right with the mixture
monsy

Is that why I had to have a bucket next to me all night.
cheers NM - you'd better pass the vodka quick

And sadly, I keep coming back and reading it. LOL

does this mean that NM is going to have to drink his own concoctions??
monsy

"NM sits quietly in the corner oblivious to the conversations around him"

NM

NM!....you don't think you are going to get out that easily now do you?!....come now, what is good for the geese is good for the gander!!, drink up!!!
monsy

Um...errr....OK.
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NM

Now I feel vindicated

At least the mess in the corner has gone now

Oh poor NM.... see his sad face?

You should be ashamed of yourself, for making him so sad. He's like a puppy that didn't get to ride in the car while everyone else is at the park

More like the puppy who got locked in the car(on a hot day) while everyone else is in the pool!

well....at least that pool is clean and nicely chlorinated......unlike the one that has just appeared behind the huge *WOrship MADMUNK BANNER*..........better get *Garibaldis* in quick!!

Then we can floodlight it when we throw a party

I've been told I'm quite the pool man. If you'd like, I'll clean that up for you.(If everyone will forget the daquiris) It would be a shame if the GREAT MADMUNK came home, and everything wasn't in order!

NM

That would be soooooo kind of you NM I here that you are a dab hand at all sorts of handy-man jobs......just be careful where you leave your tools ok

Hellloooooooo everybody. I have blessed you all with my presence but the burning question is - will the ever almighty MadMunk do the same?Maybe I should use my magic secret powers to summon him.. Oh god did i say that out loud? Oh well.. I'll just go get his attention