This is a Journal entry by Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

The deed is done! I've officially moved in. My domestic bliss is somewhat hampered, however, by the lack of a phone line, and the wait of at least a fortnight before anyone can be bothered to come and install one. smiley - steam So if you see me online in the meantime, I'm not really here, I'm just a figment of your imagination. smiley - tongueout


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Mu Beta

That's some pretty disgusting imagination you've got, as well. smiley - winkeye

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Demon Drawer

Ponders how to trash EV's forums while he is away smiley - devil


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Post 4

Fashion Cat



what??? We've gotta help him redecorate... smiley - winkeye


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Post 5

Fashion Cat

smiley - whistle


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Mina

Something in pink would be nice. smiley - smiley


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Post 7

Beatrice

D'you know, I'm sure he's expressed admiration for the work of Laurence Llewellyn -Bowen in the past...I think we need zebra stripes on the walls, and a purple metallic open tread staircase in the middle of the floor, and lime green perspex shutters.

Right, who's off to B&Q for the MDF?


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Fashion Cat

*dumps an assortment of odd looking planks of very dodgy looking wood*

Well, LLB was busy! Now all we need is Dermot to come up with a concrete structure for just outside the front door and we're away! smiley - winkeye


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Demon Drawer

GOes off to round up some Oirish friends to act as Dermot's gang of labourers.


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Post 10

Mina

I happen to know that he loves Thomas The Tank Engine. That's why he likes staying with me - the 'spare' room is very tastefully decorated. So a life-size Thomas would be be perfect. smiley - biggrin


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Demon Drawer

Wonder if we can lay some track to get the life size Thomas in here from the Grangemouth - Bo'ness railway yard.

smiley - run


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Post 12

Fashion Cat

sleepers are quite heavy. How about some luminous green and yellow plastic? That would look lovely....


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Post 13

Demon Drawer

OK need to knock that wall down I have the Bo'ness Thomas parked on the front lawn and Dermot is going crazy as it just demolished his concrete construction.


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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319

Fabrics! We need more fabrics!
Oi, stop looking at my vest like that.


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Demon Drawer

Where's Munchkin? I'm sure we could 1 or 2 hundred of his waitcoats.


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Post 16

Demon Drawer

I mean waistcoats


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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319

what's wrong with his waitcoats?
Sounds like something you wear while paint dries.


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Post 18

Demon Drawer

Or grass grows.

Or fellow H2G2ers park a life sioze Thomas the Tank Engine in your front room.


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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319

Right I've got a tanker full of battleship grey paint outside. It was a bargain. I thought I'd start by painting the carpet and then move on to the curtains and sofa.


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Demon Drawer

Aren't they going to miss this over at Rosyth then.

*grabs a paintbrush to get started*


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