This is a Journal entry by Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

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Post 81

Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319

You're not meant to eat the bright orange bit.
Spit it out!


Here wash your maouth out with some of this grey paint.


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Post 82

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I can't spit it out, I'd be breaking the rules!

*gargles*

smiley - yuk Tastes like grey paint.


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Post 83

Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319

That's lucky it says arsenic flavour on the label


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Post 84

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

smiley - cross My favourite! I've been swindled.


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Post 85

Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319

Again?!

You must take this course of anti-swindling tablets which look exactly like Tic-tacs. Normally only £25.99 the box. But to you £35.


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Post 86

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

smiley - erm £35? That's a bit steep. In fact, that's almost vertical.

I'll give you £40 for them.


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Post 87

Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319

How are you intending to pay? If you give me a £50 I can give you this photocopy of a £10 note.


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Post 88

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

smiley - erm I've only got 1p pieces.


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Post 89

dasilva

We'll change those for this picture of Good Queen Bess I've just found...


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Post 90

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

smiley - erm What do I want with a picture of some old queen?


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Post 91

dasilva

Saves you carrying that trifling small change smiley - winkeye


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Post 92

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

£40 worth of 1p pieces for a picture of Danny La Rue?

Bargain! smiley - biggrin


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Post 93

dasilva

Just be careful which pocket you put him in smiley - winkeye


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Post 94

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Pocket? I'm going to forge his autograph and hang it on the wall.

Or possibly sell it on ebay. smiley - evilgrin


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Post 95

dasilva

I thought you wanted to make a profit smiley - winkeye


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Post 96

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Yes, well, it's signed now, isn't it?

Not by Danny, obviously, but it all depends how you word your description. smiley - winkeye


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Post 97

dasilva

So if I have this other, non-Danny La Rue photograph and get it signed by him and stick that next to yours on the wall...smiley - erm


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Post 98

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Could go either way, really. Who is it a picture of?


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Post 99

dasilva

Danii Minogue smiley - erm


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Post 100

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

That's near enough. smiley - ok


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