This is a Journal entry by Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

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Post 101

dasilva

A pair of Dans with Dan's great pair smiley - winkeye


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Post 102

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Yes, and Dannii Minogue's aren't bad either. smiley - biggrin


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Post 103

dasilva

At least she wont drown smiley - winkeye


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Post 104

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

"Blimey love, you don't get many of those to the metric tonne." smiley - bigeyes


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Post 105

dasilva

And what about Ms.Minogue?smiley - erm


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Post 106

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

What about her?


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Post 107

dasilva

There's definitely something about her smiley - winkeye

A couple of somethings, maybe!


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Post 108

Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319

There now? They match the rest of the decor? I've painted them both battleship grey? Oh god I've started talking with an affected Ozzie querie tone?


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Post 109

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

At least you haven't started talking like Ozzy Osbourne. smiley - bat


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Post 110

Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319

Thank F*/+ for that?


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Post 111

dasilva

Battleship grey? SHARON!!!!!!!!!!!



I'm supposed to be the Prince of smiley - bleeping Darkness not the smiley - bleeping Battleship Potent...Portem...Ptpemt...Ark Royal!


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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319

I liked the brummie accent you did with the bleep.
Do you think if I allowed cameras and reporters into my home 24 hours a day for the next n days that I'd be allowed to say bleep on telly with a brummie accent?


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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Depends... how many tattoos do you have?


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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319

Hang on while I count them...












... none. Is that important? Does it affect your accent?


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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

No, but it affects whether or not you can have your own TV show.


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Post 116

dasilva

We can put some temporary ones on in make-up, no need to worry about that smiley - winkeye


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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Right. Now, can you shuffle across the room like a man twice your age?


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Post 118

Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319

I normally do.

Are those temporary tatoos permanent?


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Post 119

Beatrice

Now dont larf, but I do actually have a semi-permanent tattoo smiley - weird

All hail St Ozzy of TeeVeeLand!!!!!

A1073873


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Post 120

Ku'Reshtin (Bring the beat back!)

Semipemanent one? Like a Henna tattoo or soemthing, then? Cause if they've stabbed you with the needles, there's no guarantee that it's not permanent... Just the risk of it getting pale and ugly-looking and you'll end up either redoing it or go through regular tattoo removal ie lasers and stuff...

Not that I want to scare you or anything, just telling it like it is.


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