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Beatrice Posted Sep 4, 2003
I think Munchkin's waitcoats would go rather well with this fetching orange jumpsuit, dont you agree? Ooops, spilled a bit of battleship grey on it. Ah feck it, he'll never notice if I buy him a beer
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Demon Drawer Posted Sep 4, 2003
*pours 
unto battle grey stain on carpet*
You sure he won't notice this?
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Beatrice Posted Sep 4, 2003
Nah, just paint over it.
Are we doing everything battleship grey?
Oooh, we could paint ourselves too, and then be all camaflagued when EV comes back and we can jump out and shout "Surprise!"
Teehee, wouldn't that be a right lark?
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Beatrice Posted Sep 4, 2003
Cooeeee! I'm over here!
Boy this is fun, it's just like being the invisible man!
*pinches DD's bum and runs away*
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Sep 4, 2003
Right, I'm going to do the windows next and then the electric fire and the goldfish bowl.
He'll be so surprised!
Grey is such a stimulating colour. It'll remind him of porridge.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 5, 2003
*wanders in* 
*looks around* 
Where's everything gone?
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Sep 6, 2003
*Noise of paintbrush finishing very last item in the room. A lifesize T the T E.*
There's another smell added to the vest. Battlship Grey Paint. Oh Cooee EV. I'm over here. Behind something but I can't see what it is. But it's a fetching shade of grey.
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Sep 15, 2003
So where exactly have you moved, Doc?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 17, 2003
*mutters* Grangemouth.
Home of minor-league indie hitmakers the Cocteau Twins, of course. 
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Sep 18, 2003
Grange Mouth That's a disease isn't it. Brought on by sucking on battleship grey paint brushes.
*noise of sucking on b/s grey p/b*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 29, 2003
When will the smell of battleship grey paint go away? 
You'll all be delighted to know that, following a protracted bidding war, I now have a phone line, so I'll be online all day every day from now on. 
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Oct 29, 2003
*Looks at tin of battleship grey anti climb paint which was very cheap in ebay. Noise of lips moving as he reads*
That's good. It says here that this paint never actually dries and is designed to come off on the clothes of people who make contact with it. It also has a perpetual odour of wet paint to warn people who can't read the do not climb notices. How thoughtful.
*wipes hand on EV's trousers*
All day every day is a long time isn't it?
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Oct 30, 2003
Did you hear a whimper just then. I think we're not alone!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 30, 2003
No. I didn't hear anything.
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Oct 30, 2003
Then neither did I. I'm not going to start hearing things that other people didn't.
*noise of Vestboy not hearing something*
Have you got a clean rag? I seem to have got too many grey paint stains on my grey vest.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 30, 2003
I had lots of clean rags, but they now all seem to have been painted grey.
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- 21: Beatrice (Sep 4, 2003)
- 22: Demon Drawer (Sep 4, 2003)
- 23: Beatrice (Sep 4, 2003)
- 24: Demon Drawer (Sep 4, 2003)
- 25: Beatrice (Sep 4, 2003)
- 26: Demon Drawer (Sep 4, 2003)
- 27: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Sep 4, 2003)
- 28: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 5, 2003)
- 29: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Sep 6, 2003)
- 30: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Sep 15, 2003)
- 31: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 17, 2003)
- 32: Beatrice (Sep 18, 2003)
- 33: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Sep 18, 2003)
- 34: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 29, 2003)
- 35: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Oct 29, 2003)
- 36: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 29, 2003)
- 37: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Oct 30, 2003)
- 38: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 30, 2003)
- 39: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Oct 30, 2003)
- 40: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 30, 2003)
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