h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

thanks so much mr.garabaldi. and just so you know i could swear i saw a balloonie putting something in the punch. the wretched little fiends!!! i think they have infiltrated our little get-together. shall i call the cops?

Nah, not yet. I am sure if we all get out our pins and start popping (or at least threaten to pop them) they will start to leave peacefully.

ha!!! got one!!!!!look out mr.garabaldi there's one right behind you!!!!!

That's good, just don't throw the .. OUCH!!!! ... dart

Hmm, I am sure there is an easier way to get rid of these guys.

getting the first aid kit. so sorry mr. garabaldi i am a terrble shot. are you mortally wounded? i hope not.

Nah it's OK. I think it stopped bleeding.

Well, lets just forget the balloonies for now, and have a good time.

Hmm, I think I could go for some camel hump soup.

splendid!! i just happened to make a fresh batch. fetch the bowl's if you don't mind mr.garabaldi. and don't forget the crackers!!

HIC

creeping up to Feisor *chock'lit cherries falling from mouth*

murph...chomp...gulp....cherries? what cherries?

*grabs wingtip and wipes mouth*

dragons tolerate alcohol very well, an' I can show you a trick with those b52s

just give me a long pull on the bottle....

*flap, flap, flap*

rises vertically in the air [oops, sorry Loony] and circles at safe distance.

*aims at distant lake*....burrrrrrrrpppppp.....

*FLAMES! Lovely, multicolored flames*

hic...burp...flame...hic...burp...flame.......

*dives into lake*
*steam rises*
*breaks surface smoking gently*
*shakes, and trots...staggers?...back to group*
*grins foolishly*

Now about that trifle, Feisor...

good show blu. but i bet you can't do that twice. hi johnny how are you. some soup?

awwwwwrrrrrightttttty now

who schpikked sha lake?????

a dragon cant dive anywhere safely *hic* anymore

*removes seaweed draped over left eyebrow*

pthooey...*hic*....fish!!!

seaweed. yum!!!!!!!!!!

Good show blu, you should go into the diving team at the next Olympic Games.

As for the lake being spiked, I believe that a Mr Looneytunes did that.

HICCUP

that's it. out of the lake with you johnny. and stay away from that turlte tray. here, have a shirley temple.

hic
pass the ginger nuts

Quit eating the ginger nuts - it's getting painful!

zzzzzzzzzzzz...

zzzzzz....


snort, *HIC* , snort...


zzzzz.....

[boxcar-size blu dragon sleeps curled up around tree...tail draped along beach edge...scales tinged a strange greenish, lavender]

mutters:

"greggil party"

*HIC*

"spiked lake"

zzzzzzzz.....

zzzzz....

[dragons sometimes sleep for a week or two when hung-over -- which is probably a good thing for everyone]

WOW, there is still life here. This is cool. I have to drain the lake, so if anyone wants a drink, by all means have a drink on me.

Now, if I can only find my cat.

Now why do I have a flashback to a Mrs Slocombe's (sp?) quote from Are You Beening Served?

mgfxluhnnn....snort....