h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's actually my handlebar moustache
not well trained
nasal hair
yes please a whisky
will be wonderfully stimulating
after such invigorating
exercise

cheers

I say old chap
could you please pass
the fricasseed platypus tails

It's actually my handlebar moustache
not well trained
nasal hair
yes please a whisky
will be wonderfully stimulating
after such invigorating
exercise

cheers

I say old chap
could you please pass
the fricasseed platypus tails

I did NOT post that twice
yure all pished on margarets and
seeing dubble

*thinks* I must not mention the cricket .... I must not mention the cricket......

Thanks for clearing that up. For a minute I thought I might had to cut back on the alcohol.

*looks around* Hey, who let the cat inside? It will eat all the turtle and penguin.

Did someone mention cricket? Ah, how about the grand final of the World Cup. Didn't the Aussies slaugter the Pakkies.

Hmm, taking about cricket is making me thirsty, I think I might go get a XXXX (for those of you who don't know, it's an Aussie beer, and nothign rude)

Made by a brewery controlled by New Zealanders. Congratulations on the cricket. Bring on the rugby.

Dont worry
I have the hound of the baskervilles outside
he'll soon take care of any of Schrodingers offspring

Hey
It's the weekend
Lets PARTY

I say guys ever noticed
how a kiwi
is just a bum
and beak
on legs


could you pass me some witchetty grub pizza please
PARTY
PARTY
PARTY

profers a delightful kiwifruit pavlova garnished with koala gonads

mr looneytunes, you have impeccable taste!!!!!!!!

profers a delightful kiwifruit pavlova garnished with koala gonads

profers a delightful kiwifruit pavlova garnished with koala gonads

Takes two pavlovas back. Bill's bakery delivered them in error

er.. believe you've said it enough mr. tunes. someone take his keys please.

YES
we cant have him driving on the highwats in that stae now can we
here have another D B
eh Looney

This is DEFINITELY the most extravagant cheese, wine, nibbles, & booze laden forum in h2g2! *PARTAYYYYY* - I wonder if this could be the Neverending Party which DNA cited in L, the U & E? Hmmm..

Anyway, I'm passing round a tray of coelacanth caviar served on best Glaswegian burrnntt broon breed plus some divine watermelon cooler. Get 'em now 'cos I'll scoff 'em meself otherwise!

why thankyou

and a wee dhram
of Glenmorangie

would go down exceedingly well

cheers

Cat?? Cat??? Is there a cat in here???
Here puss puss puss ......
*thinks* now where did I put that darn spit!

Oh how superb
kentucky fried wombat!!