h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes I am thanks, but my boss wants me to go home for the night. Ah well. Spoil sport.

Rage on my friends, there is more alcohol and food to come. I'm thinking of getting some black rhino, anyone willing to try some?

A friend indeed is what we need
a friend who brings the weed
a friend with breasts
and all the rest
is the friend I like the best

*gets out the port and a packet of Tim Tams*

Anyone want a port tim tam? (check my new user page about Tim Tams)

Geah that was a shameless plug wasn't it?

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maybe not just everyone

Dear Mr Loonytunes,

I ask you not do that again, otherwise I will have to get the bouncer to throw you out. Do I make myself clear?

Mr Garibaldi

*lets johnnyr in*

good show mr. garabaldi!!tell him like it is. hello johnnyr, how are you?

Mrs Slartibartfast, would like a port tim tam? Or maybe just some port, or a tim tam?

Apologies to everyone and pulls up a delightfully delapidated greeny-orange bean bag

Allo Allo Allo - Or-right then - what's going on ere then?? Baby turtles??? Grilled penguins??? Does CITES know about all this then???
It's going to take at least 2 buckets of margharitas to keep me quiet(ly pissed).
Pass the pickled dodo eggs please .............

Passes the pickled Dodo eggs lovingly garnished with the gizzards of 3 Bald Eagles

*sings* Great big gobs of greasy grimey gophers guts ............




HIC! Pass me another bucket ..........

Vomits voluminous volcanic volumes of vomit in disgust at vile vixen served up disguised as vole

Mr Garibaldi
thank you for inviting me in I'm sure we will all do our best to ensure that this is one of the busiest threads in
h2g2 I'll just hang around the bar here for a little as its damnably cold in Melbourne at this time of year
and I'm sure Looneytunes is feeling the chill in Godzone. jolly good whisky this Bunnahabhain
Mrs Slartibartfast
good to see you again. wink!
Oh how excellent ! Kookaburra eggs fried in Goanna fat
you certainly do turn on a good party!!

fine thanks
I say -- anyone for a game of hockey?

Johnnyr, glad you could make it. By all means have some whisky. Heck, anything you find in my drinks cabinet is available to the party.

I do put on a great party, the chef is just cooking up the last of the Tasmania Tigers. If they weren't extinct before, they are now.

*notices Feisor - R 38014* Oh hello, nice of you to join us. As for the margharitas they are on the house. Have as many as you need.

Eat up people, there is plenty to go around.

Thanks for the welcome.
*searching through liquor cabinet* - Wow! lookit all this stuff!!
We can almost mix an artificial Pangalactic Gargleblaster - all that's missing is the four litres of Fallian marsh gas and a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract but I'm sure we can substitute something ..... let's see ....
BTW - who IS that swinging from the chandelier by his nosehairs??

Um... I would tell you if I could see him. I can see everyone else from this lovely high rise view

Montreal Olmpic Games 1976. Hockey result New Zealand 1 Australia 0