h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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[on far side of lake--but upwind of strawberry tree]

shadowy outline of mythical beast appears on horizon

no...gone again...maybe...hummmm

no such thing as dinosaur with wings/scales/talons--must be dragon

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Feisor left an invitation, thought it included me, but what if these folks develop a taste for dragon...

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gee, they sounnd like they're having a really good time. Would like to try out that chandelier. Sure is lonely out here. Hope the wind doesnt change. maybe if I just sorta edge closer, I can listen to the fun.

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Comes across large blueberry tree. Picks blueberries. Wonders what that strangled groaning sound is.

Wow, I turn my back for just a few hours, and the party takes right off.

Oh hello Ginger, how are you? And hello to all the other guest.

Well I am a bit sick today, so I am going to go lie down. Keep drinking and eating

Garibaldi go to the large thread in BEER. Moses is there at the Lake of Bliss. I am sure he will have some tablets

Welcome to the party bluDragon!!

PEOPLE!!! If we swear off eating dragon he won't eat (or heat) us and we'll have our own private barbeque lighter!! Deal???

But blu - can we still indulge in smaller reptiles???
I really fancy some fricaseed frill necked lizard in agar agar - ok??

Do we have any vegetarian food at this shin dig or am I destined to starve to death?

Knew there was something missing - vegetables!!!!
Someone should invite Vegiman!!
In the meantime Miss Ginger - munch on these lotus blossoms dipped in wild honey

I have some carambola mousse decorated with chrystallised wild orchids if anyone fancies a dessert!

Nothing fancy for me tonight, lads and lasses. Just fish and chips.

Wrapped in a Rembrandt.

Hi Ginger
sorry about that

blushes

*drags himself out of bed*

*coughs*

Looks like I have the flu.

Oh hi Ginger, nice for you to make it.

Wonders if Garibaldi is talking about One Flu Over The Cuckoo's Next in a cunning, confusing, Australian way.

Hmm, I get sick for a few days, and the party winds down.

Well I can handle it. I guess you all have gone to another party in another part of h2g2. Well it was fun while it lasted, but what am I supposed to do with Hump Back Whale that I just ordered?

Got my page on poetryt and the forum listed as You Did it!. I think you might find some of them there - Didn't mean to leave you behind! Hope the flu is better now it's gotten rid of you

gurgle

Well now that you ask, I killed the flu in cold orange juice murder. And now jury in the world could convict me, well except maybe a jury full of people like you.

Anyway, heaps of work to do.

*opens the doors* Go on all, get out. You drank all my booze, ate all the food, and I am not going to mention what you did to my pets.

see ya


and
THANKS

*sob* does that mean the party's over?
Oh well ... it's been fun ... let me know if it starts again??
*stumbles towards door - slips on leftovers*
Bye -eee thanks for a great time

Creeping closer, blu sees guests waving cheery goodbyes.

Rushing up to remaining party guests.

*pant...pant...puff*

Sorry to be so late. I was called away. digging a new lair in the woods, and you have to watch those sub-contractors every minute.

But I brought my favorite desserts:
chock'lit cake, chock'lit eclairs, chock'lit covered ants, chock'lit creme soda.

Hope you have time for some before you leave. And it was very nice of you to let non humans in to this party.

If there's still chock'lit to be had, I'm staying! I'm claiming squatters rights to this forum and Garibaldi will just have to go to court to get me evicted!