h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't ever let me hear any one say I am a tough man.

You can all STAY for MORE!!!!

Right, where's the chocolate ice cream?

burrrrrp...

chock'lit ice cream!??!

certainly, here you are....

[hard to transport in the heat, but dragons have special skills]

Hello bluDragon,

Thanks for reviving the party. You may pop around anytime. Thanks very much for bringing the chocolate stuff. I really need it at the moment as I am falling asleep at work. *yawns*

K
nock
K
nock

sorry
fergut me shus

oh WOW
chocalate ice cream

thanks blu
anyone like some cointreau on theirs?
sure is fine and dandy

Welcome back johnnyr.

As for your shus, I think you left them in the pond.

And there is enough chocolate to go around, especially ice cream, as I was holding back on it. There is infact a shipping container full of ice cream, and most vanilla and chocolate.

I have some chocolate covered brandy snaps that would sit very nicely in that chocolate ice cream. Anybody want some?

*sniff, sniff* Hello... do I smell Chocolate ????
If I contribute some cherries marinated in brandy and chocolate dipped can I come back?? Pul-eeze???
I've got some honeycomb sprinkles and chocolate cream too .......

*grabs Feisor's cherries* Thanks, you may come back in now.

Ok, I have some cherries, now we can make the Black Forrest Cake.

Hi everyone I've got bottles of Grand Marnier, Baileys and Kalhua.
Let's do some B52s.
I'll light them and you suck through this here straw.

How was that?

Hello?

Nurse - Quick get the wet towels.

Hey hey hey, time for more drinks. Oh, just a word of warning Wisest Fool, just don't give any to Looneytunes. You know *starts miming, drinking, then driving, then police care, then trying to do a soberity test*. He should really have anymore. I hope you understand

Well I could have overlooked the drinking and driving, but miming?
Strictly water for the loony one from now on.

That's a good idea. I think he should settle down on the alcohol. Did you see what he did to the baby lambS? It was discusting, amd I had to close my eyes. All I can remember is hearing them scream.

Who's been muckin with my cherries????

I reckon we should try those flaming B52s on the dragon - they're right up his street ..... here blu, nice dragon - look, yummy, yummy, yummy. Does anyone know how dragons react to alcohol???

Might I offer you all some of my Granny's special trifle ....90% proof - vodka, cherry juice, brandied cream, and cointreau jelly - HIC!!

Hey Loony - come down from there, put some clothes on and try this!!!!

Loonytunes and the Pope sprinkle slightly alcohol tainted holy water over Sodam and Garibaldi

HIC!!

Wight you wasically wabit, out you go.

*throws Looneytunes out the door*

Hehehehe

*looks around*

I thought I frew you out. This means war.

*yells out to everyone else*

No more alcohol for Mr Looneytunes, he is going home early. Say good bye to him. Oh and those who don't like violence, or harm brought to fluffy animals, should look away now.

well. leave a party for a bit and look what happens. can i have whatever looney was having? i'm parched. thanks so much.

WOHOO!!!

Drinks all around, Mrs Slartibartfast is back.

As for what Looneytunes has been on, I think it was what ever he put in the pond.

hello again mr. garabaldi!!! i've just remembered that i spiked the turtle right before i left. perhaps i should have warned you. so sorry. hey looney!! away from the turtle tray!!!

Well it's good that you're back. With out you it's not really a party. As for that Looneytunes, I would get the bouncer onto him, but looks like someone spiked the drinks given to them.

Ah well, providing it is harmless fun, and that no one gets hurt, it will be alright.