h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Two bums are walking along the side of a road early one morning, complaining about their empty stomachs. The night before they
had spent every dime they had on whiskey, so naturally they had no money for breakfast. By and by they come upon a flattened possum lying dead on the roadside. The first bum says to the second, "I'll split it with ya."

The second politely refuses, so the first bum eats the entire thing by himself. An hour or so later, as they are walking, the first bum starts turning green. He gags for a few minutes and then spews the possum remains all over the road.

The second bum smiles and says, "I knew if I waited long enough I'd get a hot meal."

That's pretty bad, all right.

Was the first bum named deJour, by any chance?

Soup deJour....

Allow me to agree with Hyp.


Where did we pick up this possum?

Disgusting! Somebody please hit the Yikes button.