h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You wouldn't?

You do that.

A seat? Why are you stood up or something? I've sent it to your box, in a manner of speaking. That should be inspiring enough.



Ah! You forgot to mention the crate of lager.

You'd enjoy it, I wouldn't be nasty.

I am.

Just running up and down the stairs. Sitting down for a ciggy now tho. I got it and sent a wee reply, still not sure exactly why everyones up in arms. I was inspired twice in five minutes.



It was only £6 for 24 Rolling Rock, bit sweet though. You off to the pub tonight or having a few ales in?

Oh I know.

Good.

Why? You have cigs? Apparantly it's devastating to some(you know who). Although coming from someone like that you can't really take it seriously. You were? Explain please.



And you chipped in? Should have got one each.
I'll probably be stuck in, but who knows.

Ooh, I needed that.

When am I ever nasty to you?

Skip...

Was listening to my Da, he's sleeping now though. Yep, I scraped up enough for 10. That's part of the reason we're not so close, she makes a point of saying how vulnerable she is every five minutes and I'm not reacting the way I used to. My cable will probably be cut off in a couple of weeks.



We only bought them to play drinking games. You know I'll be around to pester you if you're bored.

Have another.

When are you ever not?

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Yay! I hope that its got nothing to do with someone else's negative vibes.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!



So what games were you playing? Were they just the three of you then? Thanks.

You're spoiling me.

Just now. Gimp.

Nope, the demon in Angel.

Yay indeed, I've still got five left. Nah! Now I think about it, it probably changed when my Da was really ill. Selfish as it sounds, I just didn't have the patience to 'counsel' both of them.

I KNOOOOOOWWWWW!

I hope you're going to clean that off.

Just a guessing higher or lower thing with cards, every time you get it wrong(or swear, point or say someones name) you drink an inch down the glass. The lead guitar guy from the band was there too, can't remember his name. Jeez, I'm rambling. Did you get some beers in then?

So are you all out now?
Well come on, it's just one after another with some, you can hardly be at fault for that.

Course I will.

Yep, but I'm still a bit stoned so it doesn't matter yet.

Am I (cumberbun) locking up after me?

You have ?

Huh!

Not any more, I bonged my emergency crumbs at 6 this morning.

Was it the cumberbun that threw you?

Emergency crumbs? You been emptying the roaches again?

Well that bit, and the rest of the garbled sentence.

Nah, whenever I crumble I take out the bits that are a bit too big and keep them in a trinket-box.

I was asking if the thread was to be killed and installing the key-word.

I just eat them.

Ah, well that was clear.

Greedy. If you saved them up you'd get a whole extra spliff.

Well, shall I?

Aren't I just? If I want a spliff I just get the lump out of my pocket.

If you wish.

Aren't I just? If I want a spliff I just get the lump out of my pocket.

If you wish.

You have mail, btw.

Will you post me a spliff when I'm cableless and Pistol-less?

I'll do it soon.

I do?

Did you mean the mail that was there when I first came online this afternoon?

Erm, isn't that smuggling?

Yes, that mail.

Not if it's only one and doesn't leave the country.

I just wondered because you told me about that mail in the text. I've replied to one, did it go through?