h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I beg to differ.

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A stool? Eek, that sounds ominous.

I could do with several.

Nah, it's not. I'm not going to ask anyway.

Not long til the weekend.

The stool?

Ask at the weekend, when I'm merrier.

Too long.:'( How are you going with the .

Medical term for poo.

I'll have chickened it by then. You planning a blurry one?

Maybe you could start on Thursday. It's all done, twas a quarter bottle birthday gift. Hic.

Yeah, I caught one when I'd posted and went lurking. Not had much chance with the switching.

Chickened what? I don't think it could be anything you didn't already know.

I do start Thursday's, it's the weekend. Just a quarter bottle, you sup that for breakfast.

I'm away for bed now.
Nighty-night.

Caught ON, not one.

Night.

Ah, I thought you were informing me of your toilet habits.

It's something I'm not sure of anyway.

Damn I want a cuddle. How strange.

Night, sweet (forgotten) dreams.

Strange? What's so strange about that?

Good afternoon, is the friend from hell with you?

I'm not really sure, I was a bit tipsy.

Good afternoon, nope she's at her brothers and she's staying there tonight.

Well it was your birthday, you're allowed to be.

I guess your birthday money is safe for another day then.

How's you today?

Yep, I need to go and spend it soon.

I'm a bit down actually, hence skid-marks. How's your lovely self?

You are? Maybe doing the first will help. Otherwise a problem shared is a problem halved.

I'm ok, well plodding on. And was hoping you wouldn't be too worried.

Cheers. Tis a big, long problem. I'm getting lazy, might wait til tomorrow.

Good to hear, plod well. Me worried? Nah, what about?

I have big long ears.
You'll have help then?

Dunno, I just figured something was up. Ignore me.

And lovely long ears they are too, wouldn't want to bend them. Nah, it's something that's been going on for a loooong time, just brought back by the birthday. I'll be requiring a photographer if that's what you mean.

The question thing? It's nothing to worry about. I couldn't possibly.

Well if you need an ear to bend you know where I am.

You will? For what?

I seem to remember saying that.

You may well regret that offer. Do you listen to the Stone Roses?

I can't take a picture of myself can I? You'd get a left nostril in the post.

You almost said it. It bugs, but tis not important, kind of like the meaning of life...

Prove it. Not really, I never liked them. Why?

Not very important at all then?

Ooh! Morning.

You really don't want to hear now, it just got worse. They were on at the time I posted, just wondered.

Exactly.

How is ya?