h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Are you sure?

It hadn't when I last checked.

Not really. But surely they wouldn't bother tracing the sender for one measly spliff?

I sent it when the site was kerphlooey.

I dunno, haven't they supposed to have tighten security up in the mail, since all that Anthrax stuff?

Ah, I got it and replied.

Exactly, the sniffer dogs will be too busy looking for anthrax to even notice a bit of dope.

Splendid. I've just been given a ticket to T in the Park.

That they will.

Don't you want to go or something?

Oi! What you laughing at? I'm serious.

Not with the lot I went with last year. It was a disaster.

I know. But you should have more funds to play with next week with one less bill.

How much are the tickets then? And where is it? I replied.

I meant I was serious about the sniffer dogs. I don't have any funds.

It's in Balado, Kinross and around £80 without camping. Oops, forgot to tell you I had!

Sell the ticket, nearly covers your bill.

I thought you might have.

I'm supposed to be going with the person that's giving me the ticket, so that may not go down too well. Want to come? It's mostly indie.

I didn't this time.

I do. Oh you mean to the concert? I'd love to, but I haven't got £80 for a ticket. Who's headlining?

You never do.

Well, could do both. If I had £80 I'd pay. I don't even know, have a feeling it's REM but I'll need to check the ticket site.

I am persistent aren't I?

I can't make the concert, so where does that leave me? So would I? Oh, is it on TW's ticket site?

Rarely.

It leaves you in your local and me minus a tent pole. Yep, tis on both of them...or it was last year.

Well done.

Still at least they have lock-ins. I shall venture there and have a browse, if I remember.

For what?

At least you won't be freezing your ass off in the middle of a field til 4 in the morn. It's REM and Coldplay that are headlining. Yay.

Rare?

Will those damn turtle doves ever shut up?

Both good bands.

Go and cut all the trees down.

Afternoon.

Not my favourites as you know, well REM are always good.

They shut up eventually, then the neighbours started a lawnmower derby.

Afternoon. How's your head?

REM are good or REM is good?

Same here.

My heads fine now, it was a little precious when I got up. There's been more developments in the email saga.