h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

wow....

wow what?

I was saying wow at the moose.

What is tommy? or was it billy?

it goes fast

what? i am a moose ..

really?

That explains why you have that lovely shaggy coat of fur, and four hoofs.

Speed?

Just what i was trying not to say

No , but it does explain the ugliness

And the horniness...

geddit, geddit??!!

Boom boom

But who said anything about horniness?

certainly not you. You're an

thats right

Yeah right

Are you a guardian angel yet?

I went with a little girl (and her mum) to feed the ducks and ended up stuck in the sediment at the bottom of the river

Well we hired a boat... and it was hot and the kid saw loads of people swimming so she wanted to swim too. Then she coudlnt' get back in the boat and muggins had to jump in and shove her back in. Unfortunately pushing her up caused me to become embedded in the silt at the bottom of the river, fortunately I was able to pull myself back into the boat... but my jeans are a bit messy

itll wash out

Im not a G.A yet no..

you should be. I think you'd make a good one.

You're friends with Galaxy Babe aren't you?

ive met her very briefly when i was (she came over to speak to someone at the table i was on) and we've spoken briefly on here but thats all.

They dont do the sainting ceremonies very often it seems. ive been waiting for mine since may.

really?

Nag someone.
It can speed up the proceedings.

nah, i dont mind waiting

post enthusiastically in the waiting thread.

What are you wearing/ getting for the ceremony?

not a clue! spose ii should think about that really..something in purple perhaps