h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i have a very laid back approach to things. not so laid back that i don't care, just laid back to the point where you would really have to push me to get me angry.don't know what i am like angry, doesn't happen often, but it did take 6 coppers to hold me down once

why were you in that situation?

I think it would only be 6 strangers trying to hold me down that would get me to react violently.

tis a long story and was a couple of years ago now. they ripped my shirt to shreds tha gits but they gave me a lift home

when thay jumped on me i didn't know it was the police, i juust knew that people were jumping on me

Why did they jump on you?

because i got hit...twice...and i was still standing and moving forward...so they took down the biggest threat...gits!

Hit with what and by whom... and why?

It wasn't a football match was it?

no! i would never deface the beautiful game. did i mention i am going to euro 2004 in portugal next year

nosey aint ya

tell me!!

What was it? Drugs? Anarchy march?

got kinda caught in the middle of a 'turf' war. nothing to actually do with me, honest it was my cousin's fault and i just happened to be there

a turf war?
So you were just fighting for your cousin?

Is your cousin in some kind of gang then?

he is a gang in himself that boy i've knocked his tooth out before it doesn't really work by gangs. it's who you know. i never saw those guys again though so i assume we won and lots of people who i'd never met before seemed to know my name after as well. all i did was get my shirt ripped and taken home by the cops i liked that shirt.

Where the cops friendly chaps?
And you've knocked your cousins tooth out?

I've never been in a serious fight.

you don't wanna be. you have to know when to stop, if you're winning of course. and you can't afford to be losing cos the other guy might not know when to stop. very dangerous and very silly. i have only been in about 6. never lost, stayed calm in all of them.

yeah, the cops were having a laugh with me. they couldn't believe i was still standing. they said they could hear the punch from across the road but i was fine. no bruising or nothing.

yeah i had his tooth out, he's too slow.

I can't stay calm in fights. I get too scared because I won't let myself get angry, then my muscles won't let me use them properly, and I punch like a girl.

I think the ones you can't hear hurt more, I learned that from sparring in karate

Why were you fighting your cousin?

we were just sparring together and he dropped his guard...loadsa times.

girly punch girly punch *pulls werekitty's hair band out*

I can punch friends hard!

*spin kicks him off his feet*

poo head!

sorry

*offers him a hand up*

you're supposed to be gone feeding the poor ducksy wucksies.

*kicks him in the groin instead*

I just posted on another thread about the baked spuds.