h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i hope you are prepared for a day of blank screens. the servers at hootoo are playing funny buggers AGAIN!

I doubt i'll be around that much anyway..

why, you off out?

I wish !

housework then?

Nope not really, just need to start dong other stuff. Is some writing i wanted to do.

nice line up.

I'm... gonna... see.. SYSTEM!!!

Buggering off to watch the footy? *sighs*

you can take me outta the local but you can't take the local outta me

come along, it'll be fun watching me have multiple heart attacks

Ok. As long as there's no good bands on.

they're all good. that's why they are there, but it's only for a couple of hours and if we find a nice enough pub we can have a proper meal

but i warn you, if you don't get up and be ready by midday i will leave you behind. i know what ben is like so i know he will probably still be asleep when we get back.

Wow. Jacket spud lunch. I'll ask mum what nice pubs there are in Reading if you want. I did used to live there.

I'll be up easily.

cool, that would be great

perhaps one a bit away from the festival would be better

cool.

erm... theres one just outside of reading I think. You go past it on the bus. I'll ask mum when I'm technically 'awake' (this means I have to start getting ready and do jobs)

oooh, best be quiet as a mouse for now then

not too far away now, about 20 mins walk max would be grand. unless you get the bus times

I THINK I know the busses.

erm... to my house anyway.
There's a nice pub near my house... but (old house dagnabbit) it's probably too far away.

not to worry, we'll just take a stroll into the main town or something.

proper toilet as well

hooorah!

I know lots of nice places to eat in the main town, but i don't know how many of them have tellys.

no telly, no good.

no sky, definately no good.

need pub cold beer, seats, steak(vegeburger for you) and nice loos

Yeah... I know for certain where there's a pub with sky, nice food, nice loos and all. But it's a bus journey away.

At least I'm pretty sure it has sky.