h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Glad someone does!

It's supposed to be +5 degrees tonight. That Canadian air is finally reaching us. (I'm not greedy...they could have kept it.) I got the fig trees covered a little while ago. I think they're supposed to be ok to about 15 degrees. We had about 2 inches of snow last night and this morning, so that will help insulate the roots.

Are you ice skating yet on your pool?

Are YOU psychic??? I jusss said last night that I was gonna' do that! It hasn't been above 20 in over a week...and another Artic blast is just hitting......I'm too cold to go get my skates that are hanging on a hook in the garage! I just rush out to put fresh water in the outside (fella's) cat's dish & sneak them some treats.......fat cats!

can get really fat if they are spoiled, like mine are
My Siamese, Hop Singh, is almost 25 lbs., and getting bigger every day
None of them will set foot outside right now, as the winds are terrible, and they are wussy s Even the s are always whining to come in lately
One of the that was put into the baby pig shack the other day, after having fallen and not being able to get up for four hours, got spoiled. We tried for almost 15 minutes to get her out of the shack yesterday, since the frostbite on her face is much better, and she is not in danger of starving herself from not being able to eat anymore. But, was having none of that She wanted to stay in the pig shack I had to almost carry her out Have you ever tried to lift a
I stunk for hours after, even though I washed repeatedly, as she had made a bed in the pig straw

Anybody wanna try their hand at farming?
lady Karen

A sheep that wants to be a pig.

On my way to unwind and read seed catalogs. I have so many, it will be next year before I get through all of them.

I'll be chattier tomorrow.

...*raises her hand...*I'd like to come live on a farm.

Since you wouldn't sell any of the animals for meat, you'd have to sell manure..............Pan's Patty Paladium.....

It's a little warmer this morning. The cold air must be going back north where it belongs.

Yeah.....it's stalled right over my cabin....thank you very much!
The cat actually slept with me last night! b-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r

In the winter, it's best to keep your pussy under the covers.

Say, are you a member of my Church yet???

I refuse to join any church that doesn't have a secret handshake. And I've always thought of myself more as a than a tart. Although F thinks I'm more the type.

Do you remember Flip Wilson's Church of What's Happening Now?

...*whispers...*we have a type of shake...has to do with hips and shoulders.

Sounds like Tart Palsy as a result of religious ecstasy.

Question...do you wash anything during your services?

Well..we do an awful lot of gargeling with booze an' stuff.