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got the dog's a nice marrow bone or two and there bloody big bones

I've broken toes before and they do bloody hurt

the big knuckle bones, we used to get one for our Lab, years ago and hack sawed it in half

Massy left it in the doorway to the hall and i did'ent see it! but felt it with my middle toe on my right foot

I take it, you were walking aound bare foot ??ouch! very much so




(still not laughing)(as if)

I can just see a doctor putting a tiny pot on a toe and making crutches out of tooth picks for it

I just had to take pain killers and get on with it

all the others toes, saying look at him, holding us back

shouldn't really, but!

*stifles giggles, having been there and done that, and seen the -factor later*

I was sober when I did it, most embarrasing