h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My job at work is secure for another couple of years, I'm now working in the public restaurent, for a complete shrew of a boss.

I've written story number 42 on fanfiction.net, just think if I'd have turned that energy into writing for the EG

My daughter has 2 boys vying for her attention at school and they're only the one's I know about.

My ex husband lost his driving licence for 12 months due to drink driving, I'm going to throttle him when (and if) I see him next.

I haven't had time to do any knitting for a week

I'm debating whether to go and see War of the Worlds live at the BIC next christmas.

I laughed myself sick at a Clanger faking an orgasm on the radio.

I haven't caused any arguments on h2g2 for a week and I haven't had any postings removed either and I haven't had any threats from the Italics either. Trainee me.

That's all for now

coolio

and the clanger...... priceles and throttle your EX too,

What's a clanger, how old is Alex again, and is a shrew good or bad?

Clangers here http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic/clangers/index.shtml

Alex is 12

A shrew is bad, think Katherine in the Shakespere play, or Kiss me Kate or 10 Things I Hate About You it's all the same thing.

And I will do RJR

the clangers were a kids tv show when my mum was little

You sound a reformed person

*stays verrrrry quiet, not tempting fates *

It's been quiet out in h2g2 land so it's been easy to be an angel

Hey RG we're not worthy we're not worthy!! you you

Oh, I am worthy!!!

I just don't know "of what" quite yet.

Hi Aussie, long time no see

You are worthy Nick

demented ravings ?? are you catching this off meit's not my fault, must have got mine at birth

Aren't they automatic issue for some of us Prof? Atleast of a certain generation.

I have my reputation nick, took years to get itlong learning curve

Well I called them demented ravings because that's what they are in a nutshell

see!Coral, it's catchingdemented ravings/nut shell(sly impish grin on face sez he)

In all though, it's a good way and place to vent. With minimal fear of the lads in white jackets appearing. Brandishing that lovely rugged canvas jacket with all the sparkley buckles.

tried to get in to a loony house, they said no chance, we only take people we can cure

catch you later, it's teatime

I once had wrist surgery in a military hospital. While still hopped up on morphine derivatives, myself and a Newfoundland (who'd just had nasal passage surgery) wandered into the Psych-Ward. No worries there. The only problem was when we tried to return to our own ward !!! They were certain that we were exactly where we belonged.

I was reading a Babylon 5 book while I was in hospital once and I 'woke' in the night convinced that the Psi Corp were holding me down and trying to inject me with a drug to make me do what they wanted. I remember screaming "Don't let the Psi Corp get me". I was having a hypo attack and the 'Psi Cops' holding me down and injecting me were actually a Dr and Nurse trying to get glucose into me and I was fighting them off The moral of the story is Never read Sci Fi in hospital late at night