h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Good.

Then we agree.

Yes. *scene transition and then FF is in Pooh costume* You'll wear it instead

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Here is the scalpel, here is the table. Here is the bonds so you may not run away. And heres the pseudo scientist who'll preforming the operation

How did the tables turn so quickly? I must be losing my touch!

hmm, are you two married? I just wondered as you bicker like a married couple

*kick in the shins*

Did you just kick me in the shins?

It appears she did

I may or may not have.

New update: She may or may not have

Look woman, answer me either yes or no. Didst thou smite mine own self verily about the shins with thy feet?

In a word... maybe. Anyways, if I did it's because you deserved it.

So you admit it! What makes you think you can beat up on me whenever you feel like it. Do I look like some gimp put here for your amusement and pleasure?




PS you single? I've got my own if you want to use them</>

Ah-ha! So the truth comes out. That's why you asked the marriage question.

Oh yes and to answer your first question. Yes. Yes you do.

*a spokes person for TB appears*

[Spokes person] I'm afraid I'm not in a position, at the current time, to either confirm or deny these allegations of TB's desire to be fundamentallyflawed's gimp. However if I was in such a position as to be able to confirm or deny it then my concience would force me to conf..

*A mysterious assasin, dressed all in beige, shoots the spokes person before he can finish*

I mean, a brutal murder! How upsetting... On that note, I wonder why TB has suddenly gone into hiding.

I'm confused.