h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

r, I c y... wait, I mean..Ah, I see why...

*shoots thorn in the leg to stop him running away*

Some one, and I shall mention no names,

*points at Thorn*

had put stiky tape against the wall where you have just leant. Here's some mild solvent. You can either use it to un-stick yourself or you can concentrate it into a highly corrosive liquid and pour it on whom so ever did this to you.

Can we use half to unstickify me and half for punishment?

I don't see why not, it's a big enough 5 gallon container.

Would you mind doing it for me pretty please?*puppyeyes*

Ok.

*uses the solvent to un sticky-fy FF, accidentally disolvin large portions of her clothing as he does so*

Ooooooh

I suppose I should warn you I shall be away for a few days, probably till at least friday

*Holds a wand in a somewhat-indignation frame of mind*
"What, well I... Really, and um, _--- Also,..." [deliberate pause] ", "
Fine, fine, very well...
*Uses to make the tape sticking to EC's foot go away and the tape shreds left over from TBs solvent vanish, but doesn't entirely get rid of the tape...*
"TB... I do think I have left a trail of red-tape, it is in a circle around you..."
& also winding up the stairs... and back down the corridor, and around Ecs office, & &...
Just kidding.

*Dodges a deftly thrown ceramic*

Hey, I like having the use of both my spindly legs...
What's the point to a tall and scraggly scarecrow guy (& yes, this is what I look like in RL)... if he cannot use both...


Oh I see "shooting myself in the foot" Very funny.

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Me thinks I should find new clothes!

*Painfully self-extracts his own bullet-wound... then cleans it.*
*Wince*

If you can find me a bandage, I can make you some... the way what's that girl's name's godparents did?

}Paf!{

*fetches* Here's a bandage for you.

How kind! I have a papercut from this morning, may I have one too? A ... Hello Kitty one for extra repul- ehm, appeal

*fetches again* Sorry, could only fine this one with

*finD

if it's I could like Sonata Artica!

where's that marker?

I lost it.

...

*still ing*

...

Nah FF You don't need to find any new clothes those ones look just fine

You're back!

I mean... Clothes. Now!

*Uses to make clothes*
}Paf!{
tada...

Yay! Undissolved clothes... You accidently poured all of the solvent right TB? None left?