h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Or a card...

*kick in the shins!*

OW!

That's what you get!

Aren't we still taped together?

*Uses card to pry off exactly "half" the tape*
*Eats the card*
Yummy. "scrum-diddely-umptious, etc." <- I do not know anyone who actually uses or says that much in RL,.. but if you set out with absolutes... }BWAASH!{

>Aren't we still taped together?<

I've suddenly become a contortionest.

, sortof...
*Fusses with trying to get the "stickyback paper" off his hand*
<- I played "Jonathan" once in an elementary school play of Paddington, Deja Vu!

Now, you see... there is an evil-reason why there was never invented or evolved a creature that has the combined traits of FF and EC...
yet. *Pictures something sort of like Stitch*
...

What? I'm perfectly non-threatening.

: "Cute & fluffy!"
Wee-hehehheahaha...

Exactly!

What's wrong?

"Are you two literally riding on my coattails (again)?"
Also, would someone please mind getting me down from the chandelier/light fixture,- _ up here???

What's wrong...
is that I have two characters who are holding onto me by the tails of my greatcoat, and I am stuck on the ceiling of EC's Uno Pequen~o Mal threadboard (again?).
, that's so Deja Vu!

You think you've got problems? I don't even know what you're talking about and I'm taped to an evil cat that I can't kick in the shins properly.