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"Will you and EC please do "get off" my clong-coat, please?"

"On second thoughts..."
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*Pushes EC & FF off using his umbrella, then uses it to glide down*
Wheee... !
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I mean *slips off coat*

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Hi. To attempt at getting even for something which I have now forgot, the likes of myself had taped EC and FF to eachother, just to see what would happen... apparently () I have created a . One that is riding upon my coat-tails at that.
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Walking is too strenuous.

Squeak-squak-squiddley-agree!

So, what trouble shall we cause next?

We could TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Sounds good. How?

Hmmm... are you pondering what I'm pondering Flawey?

I think so Claw. But how are we going to get the dalmation to take the petunia to the president of cartoon town?

Don't make me hurt you.

No, we will use the special frequency at which cheese vibrates to hypnotize people into making us their rulers!

*next cartoon*
I want a chair made of cheese... and a table made of cheese...

We must go back to the HQ and prepare for tommorow night!

Why? What are we going to do tomorrow night?

The same thing we do every night! Buy some new furniture and then... TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

They're Flawey and the Claw! Yes, Flawey and the Claw! One is a madman, the other is a girl! Before each day is done, their plan will be unfurled! By the dawning of the moon, they'll get their icecream swirled!

Why don't I get to be mad?

I like the ice-cream though.