h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A 'wise' decision.
Oh-hoho.
/. Lol.

Why for you frown?
I put chocolate in the box.

*hands neatly wrapped and rather pretty box of chocolates to EvilClaw*

Voila!

No comment.

,...
*There is a great deal of shrugging.*
That, and
*"Oh,_um..." murmuring*

What? What? What?

I must know what you were going to say! I hate when people do that!

An attempt @ 'witticism', on two slices of wry,- thankee (also, about the aptly placed impromptu pun). *Is tongue-tied*

And what clever thing were you going to say?

You didn't see me eat most of the cocolate out of the box did you?

I can't remember anymore.
& also no, I have not eaten said .

... Or anyone else, for that matter.
*Shrugs*

*shifty eyes* That's right. I didn't eat any of the chocolate.

Why is the box empty?

Only the truly wise can see, touch, eat and taste the chocolates in that box as those chocolates are of such a fine quality

Exactly!

Oh. Hoisted on my own petard.

*looks over at the chocolate box*

Oooh! Lemon parfait, my favourite

*reaches in grabs said Lemon Parfait and places it delicately in his mouth*

mmMMMmmmmnnmmmnnmm!!!!!!!!!

That was actually the chocolate laxative.

No, no, no. That one there

*points to choccie*

That,s the laxative. See, it tells you on the little card with the pictures of each of the choccies.

Oh. I probably shouldn't have switched all the cards around...

Cards? Me thinks you're halucinating. There is no spoon..That is there's only one card and it says to eat the red pill

I don't remember putting a cad in their... Beware!