This is a Journal entry by Pinniped

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Post 21

Pinniped


...Ahem...

I regret to inform you that Mr Pinniped is no longer listening. Indeed, he has entered that realm of apoplexy in which he forgets how to type.

I don't suppose you gentlemen will be too familiar with the nastier seal-curses, am I right? Well, I'm afraid he just suggested that you should all "take a Newfoundland holiday".

Sorry about this.

SYWM.


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Post 22

Phred Firecloud

I'll take broken bottles over prolixity any day.


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Post 23

Pinniped


I see.

Unless you rescind that uncalled-for remark, I will be obliged to lie on top of Pinniped until he stops laughimg.


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Post 24

pailaway - (an utterly gratuitous link in the evolutionary chain)

Still searching through my book of handy insults... the holiday you mention seems to have something to do with bum-biting sharks. ! Then I do not care to go on such a holiday, thank you.


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Post 25

Phred Firecloud

Pedant is it? Ad Hominem attacks? The gloves are off! Digital insults at ten paces:

Dumbass, fartknocker, stinkerbutt, Die badly, sh*t-for-brains, pathetically unread blogger, putrid bunch of butt-warts. no-talent a*seclown, purulent buboe, tragic waste of oxygen, waste of skin, living proof against Intelligent Design.



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Post 26

GreyDesk

Tsk! And to think I got a right bollocking from the Towers when I went profanity filter testing on the day that they flipped the switch smiley - cross


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Post 27

Pinniped


Uhhh.

Stop provoking him and tell the fat b*****d to get off me...


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Post 28

Hypatia

I generally take Pinniped's side when a disagreement with SYWM comes up, but in this case I have to say neither one of them are behaving like gentlemen. smiley - cross

This happens every year. Neither one of them are happy unless the rest of us are too smiley - bleep cold to even think. Well, it's summer, fellows. Long, hot days. Sunshine. Bees buzzing and butterflies flitting. The sound of ice cubes tinkling in glasses. The smell of freshly mown grass. Veggies in the garden. So you need to defrost your frozen hearts and get over it.

*presents each with a bottle of sunscreen, a striped canvas lounge chair, a trashy novel and stomps off*


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Post 29

Trout Montague

Dave Vanian - vocals (1976-1978, 1978-present)
Captain Sensible - guitar (1978-1984, 1989, 1996-present); bass (1976-1978)
Monty Oxy Moron - keyboards (1996-present)
Stu West - bass (2005-present)
Pinch - drums (1999-present)


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Post 30

LL Waz

ParanĂ¡
Feather
Stanislaus
Minjiang
Kaveri


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Post 31

Pinniped


Yeah, well I finally worked that one out, Wazsmiley - tongueout

But back on the self-proclaimed Antipodean's agenda, what about Brian James, and for that matter (cough) Rat Scabies?

I fear that the piscid one is not a genuine afficianado at all, but instead a mere pretender who looked it up on the internet.

And I don't mean pretender in the Ms Hynde sense eithersmiley - nahnah


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Post 32

Trout Montague

Saw them live at Cardiff's New Ocean Club circa 1985, around about Grimly Fiendish I expect. Still got the poster. Don't possess the equipment anymore to listen to vinyls.

I did look up the line up on the web however.

But this is my earworm ...

You treat me like a dog
Give a bone or two
I'm frothing at the mouth
Frothing all over you
I'm kinda rabid over yoo-oou.
I'm kinda rabid over yooooou.


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Post 33

Trout Montague

Could we add a vaccuum-cleaner to Waz's list?


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Post 34

LL Waz

Not without being grossly ungrammatical, you can't.


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Post 35

Trout Montague

In the proprietary sense


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Post 36

LL Waz


Vacuum-cleaners be damned. I will have no vacuum-cleaners!

You can proprietorally, and threadatorally-ungrammatically, add a couple to this list

ParanĂ¡
Feather
Donnells
Beardsley
McKays' Point Diversion
New Melones
Tulloch
Dujiangyan
Kaveri

if you must, but not to my list.


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Post 37

LL Waz

(...unless you know some obscure proprietors... )


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Post 38

Trout Montague

I see what you mean. I should be thinking beetles, not vaccuum cleaners in this particular instance.


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Post 39

LL Waz

A notifiable addition to that list.


I found another list... Larry, Dolly and Pankmoor Prelude smiley - biggrin.


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