h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Please, y'all.....

don't drink (or other impairing activities) and drive.

Happy new year Pan, and all!

Can't drive.

*Drinks*

I fell asleep before I had a chance to
do any drinking last night.

Happy New Year!

I was going to have a sip of chablis or burgundy
to welcome the new year. I'll have some with
dinner, I guess.

Half the pleasure's in the anticipation.

Whatever.

Happy New Year, Roadkill
Happy New Year, Pandora

Thanks. And you too.

This virtual drinking is as good as, or better than, actual drinking anyway
One doesn't get as easily this way
I can't drink, but if I could, I might have a glass of or .
I did have a sip of strawberry schnapps last night, but only a sip. I wouldn't want to have adverse reactions to my medication.....
As for myself, I don't engage in many activities requiring alertness at any time, with consciousness altering substances, or without
lady Karen

You all take to heart what Stagehand told ya'! Don't drink and drive! You might hit a bump an' spill it!We don't need no stinkin' alcohol abuse!
I don't feel well today...I blame it on the 'cherry bounce'.
Or the jali...jhalapin...hot perpper jelly or sumthin'

...thank you all for your E's an' stuff...I'll get back to you ASAP...
Oooooo...I hear my bed calling!!! It's gotta' be the bed...cuz everyone else has gone home!I jusss love when the party's over.I can hardly wit to climb into the bed cozy bed. It's raining now...the dog's asleep......I don't know, I'm starting to nod off right here. I may not even make it tomngwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnbmFDbq







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Sleep tight, Pandora
lady Karen

Pandora, how long have you been listening
to a talking bed? Does your know
about this?

You're concerned about something as simple as a talking bed
Well, you should come and talk to some of my little piggies They like to answer very loudly, and I often understand what they are telling me
lady Karen

That's between you and your piggies, Dragonlady.
Piggies are quite smart

I KNOW you're not saying my bed is stupid!
Why don'tcha' come on over and see for yourself?
Just as I thought......

I can see a tv series built around a talking bed. "Pandora's magic bed". An animation. Children's tv. You could use it to promote your book.

Oooooo...
Did you say 'children'?!?
...well, that is a rather good idea if I ever finish my children's series.

IRL I turned away an offer from a publisher yesterday.
I think I want to do a screen play 1st....I'm tired or writing on demand, as it were....I wanna' have some fun.

*Quotes "Be you drunken"*

I be Pandora.

Are you a drunken Pandora?

I am a former drinker myself, but here are some interesting thoughts on the subject:


"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.Then
I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of
their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they mightbe out of
work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is
better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be
selfish and worry about my liver."

by Jack Handy

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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "

Frank Sinatra

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"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his
fools."

Ernest Hemingway

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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

Henny Youngman

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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."

Stephen Wright

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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

Brian O'Rourke

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

Benjamin Franklin

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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

Dave Barry

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And saving the best for last,As explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One
afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his
buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest
and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection
is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of
the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest
members. "In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as
the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills
brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you
always feel smarter after a few beers."

I'm a ginueus...no..a, geus, er, a geuinis, um...drinking is what keeps me so smart...