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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 7, 2002
Thank you ! That was VERY clever...
My page didn't widen. Sorry yours did. 
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Batty_ACE Posted Jun 8, 2002
*finds all the escaping loo brushes and recaptures them in the laundry room* Phew! Pan would have been upset to lose those...
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 8, 2002
Thanks Batty! Thanks alot!
Oh Batty, just how long HAS it been since you were tagged in the h2g2 loo brush game? 
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 9, 2002
...*claps hand onto table..*The Service for the Born Again Tarts will begin...*passes the crab cakes and 
...Todays lesson is to ALWAYS remember to meet your date - at the appointed dating hole, er, place...that way, when you find out he's cheap and smells of stale pop corn, you can excuse yourself and go in search of another... I must have read that somewhere. 
See ya' next week Tarts & lurkers alike! 
Jusss leave a few thousand dollars in the collection plate on your way out...
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Batty_ACE Posted Jun 10, 2002
Pan, Michele was telling me how much she'd like to get loo brushed...
*takes down a few notes for her date tomorrow night between shocking text messages on her mobile phone*
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 10, 2002
Here ya' go Batty! YOU HAVE JUST BEEN TAGGED IN THE H2G2 LOO BRUSH GAME OF TAG...TAG LADY M. IF YOU LIKE! 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We'll be wanting details for nexts weeks Service.
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jul 3, 2002
Okay, so I'm a few weeks late. Oh that doesn't sound good at all! 
Be right back!~~~~~~~~~~
False alarm!
Now let that be a lesson to you! 
That's NO WAY for a GOOD Born Again Tart to BE!!!!
...*passes around 42 assorted condoms instead of the collection plate...*
See ya' all next service...and remember...do as I SAY...not as I DO!
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Batty_ACE Posted Jul 6, 2002
thanks...
*nabs a few of the more festive condoms and decorates her loobrush with it* What do you think???
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jul 6, 2002
I don't think you *really* want me to reply. 
But hey, I wonder if you could get your windows squeaky clean with one of those? I'll keep one in my car for when I'm filling up. 
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Batty_ACE Posted Jul 6, 2002
Oh my!
*adds a few 'donations' from her Safari Survival Kit to the collection plate*
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Anastasia,bedfluff, keeper of Poking sticks Posted Jul 6, 2002
wriggles all excited can I be a BAT pretty please?? I dont ahve much experience and soooooooo much to learn
Ana
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Batty_ACE Posted Jul 6, 2002
Hi Ana!!! I don't know where Pan is but I'm sure she'll be back soon... I think just asking gets you in... tram.. I mean tarts are like that...
*pops a bottle of to welcome Ana to the fold*
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Anastasia,bedfluff, keeper of Poking sticks Posted Jul 6, 2002
I guess they are see how much I have to learn and accepts a glass of
thank you
Ana
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Batty_ACE Posted Jul 6, 2002
nah... Pan's probably just flashing her neighbors again or something...
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Anastasia,bedfluff, keeper of Poking sticks Posted Jul 6, 2002
ok we dont all have to do that to join this club right?? cos my neighbours lesbian and she might like me doing that!!!
Ana
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Batty_ACE Posted Jul 7, 2002
Well at least she'll think you're a great neighbor then...
As far as I know it's not mandatory. And thank Bob too because my only neighbor who might care is a whiney churchy sort...
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Anastasia,bedfluff, keeper of Poking sticks Posted Jul 7, 2002
humm think thats taking being neigbourly a lil too far for my liking!! ohh you should do it to you neighbour might liven up his sunday I definately need more guidence on this being a tart stuff...goes to read back posts to study!
Ana
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Anastasia,bedfluff, keeper of Poking sticks Posted Jul 7, 2002
forgot to thank Bob....erm thanks Bob whoever you might be.
Ana
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jul 7, 2002
Welcome Anastasia! I now dub thee Ana-Born Again Tart...by
the powers vested...
...er, wait a sec...too many drinkie-pooes......Oh yes.
Poof
...You are now a bone-a-fied Tart! Congrads Darlink 
All RAISE! You may now be seated. 
or not.
Thanks Batty, fer helpin' with Ana an all... I sorta, kinda fell asleep in the Sun...no I mean I *think* I was *actually* IN the Sun. 
<--- actual color of my meat, er skin. 'ceptin' where my sunglasses were. I've a good leg up on future skin cancer
Party on...rock steady...and all that! Time to exfoileate
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