h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oooooooooohhh! I got an offer through the mail for a 'Platignum-Blue-Gold All Access Hootoo Passport Card' it has NO interest, NO repayment of principal - AT ALL......................

Just the minor inconvenience of a piffling little $1.3 Billion annual membership charge

Do they take MasterCard or Visa?

I think ALL good vendors of the incredible quaffing substance known as V.C. take the jolly old Visa and Mastercard!

Actually I was wondering if Hootoo Express would take it as payment for their nifty new card..

Oh, you meant the one I got with the mailing 'Buy Your Own Planet....No Payments Until 2006' ??

Oooh! Let me guess.. you're going for the latex with spikey trees..

I got THIS one:

...*pockets the one Batty gave her for her next trip to the invisible store in the unknown galaxy...*

Hmmmmm....latex........!!

I LIKE spiky trees, although 'monkey puzzles' can be desperately difficult to get a cat out of......

That reminds me, I must see if I can cheer myself up........I am not allowed to eator, so I will have to content myself with a large Assam

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Oh the humanity!!!!!

awwwwww ... who needs that stuff anyway?
...*shoves the sweets back toward Batty...*

*dives face first into a pile of goodies*

Woohoo!!!!!

I guess you missed the Tart Services on "sharing"...

I mean ta daaaaa~!

*mumbles of crumbs, spraying everyone*

shar-who???

Tart Services? Does anyone have the number for Tart Services Inc.? I could REALLY fancy a large one with masses of whipped cream!

but I CAN'T!! Argggh! Not allowed tarts..........

Type 2 diabetes SUCKS.......

You know - Splenda is a wonderful thing. Much of my baking substitutes it for some, if not all of the sugar and you would never know. Nobody knows unless I tell them...

Splenda is a many-splendoured thing?

I know, dearest girl, but the carbs are a problem, in general.

Ah, well, back to the tuna salad (I am starting to grow FINS).

I hope that your evening is shaping up to be splendiferous!

Splenda doesn't have carbs or at least less than 1g per serving, like other nasty sweeteners.. it's even the sweetener of choice for low carb diets..

here is what they say about type 2 diabetes..

http://www.splenda.com/vcrc/article.jhtml?id=vcrc/articles/symptoms/adult/db_diabetes2.inc

Thank you, sweet (or is that Splenda?) Battykins! As always, your advice is sound.....

Any time, DL. I actually use the stuff for just about everything. When I bake breads I use just enough honey for the yeast to snack on but use splenda for any actual sweetness in it. Plus their site tells you how to work around some of sugar's other properties (like browning) when you use splenda.