h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Would any of you ladies care to join my church? It's The Church of the Born Again Tarts...You make your own rules, keep your own beliefs & write your own booklets to chase Bible Thumpers back to their cars.
It's also very good for keeping the neighborhood children far, far from your property.
Just as the year 2002 is born there are 42 members...naturally...
and no matter how many join, there will always be 42 members.
...see? My own rules! I just hate rules...don'tcha'? ALL MY rules are meant to be broken...let's rock! *sits quietly whilst thinking about rocking*

- count me in! What now? I assume as there are no rules I just pootle off and do my own thing! See you later then!

Candi! Don't you sound swet Tired of hearing that are you?
Well, this being Sunday and all...I shall now hold Services.
Starting now....


Ahmen Hope to see more of you next week

My first public appearence in over a day...and I it up.

*sigh* Ahmen...

I am sweet though I have fangs (I am the muse of pink fluffy things WITH FANGS!) so my first impression is deceptive!
However, I rarely find cause to use them. Even on Bible Thumpers - I only bite when provoked!
Ahmen!

I like that in a B.A.T.

Wanna' talk about college? I have a Ch.t./ Attended The Union Institue/psychology major. My forte' is in Resolving Traumatic Memory Work. During the Winter I am writting a few books. When I tire of one, I go on to the other. bbc/h2g2 is where I relax.
I've met the nicest people here. And a couple of scarey people...
I've been a Hiker since March 2000. The same week I got MAC...I stumbled upon h2g2. My friend Trent said, "That place looks wierd, stay away from anything that looks strange!"
~HA! Luckily I found h2g2 after Trent left & I've been here ever since.
When did you land?

Hello again!

Sorry I never replied before........the thread got buried in loads of other stuff in my space. College? Well, actually I'm thinking of leaving. I think I've learned what I went there for and don't really care about the qualification. I think it's cramping my style a bit now, so don't want to continue. Did a degree in ecology when I left school - never did anything with that vocationally.....became a nurse instead. Not a nurse any more. I want to concentrate on my music more.
I arrived here in Oct/Nov last year. Would've been here sooner if I'd had internet connection at home, but I seem to be making up for lost time! What's Resolving Traumatic Memory Work? And what kind of books are you writing?
Hope you'll reply and forgive me for being so rude as to leave it this long!

Candi.

Pish-tosh...needn't waste your 'sorrys' on me...Sometimes the PTB bury my stuff & I don't find um...until eons have past.
= patients...I think we've just discovered your specialty deary...You've heard "music to sooth the savage breast"? (they alwyas sat 'beast'...it's breast...)
When you specialise you make loads of money doing remarkable things for people!! I'm always just as amazed as the patients & care givers!
Resolving Traumatic Memory is a gental non-invasive way to move mis-directed feeling that have become actual metaphors within a person. I sold my piano to pay for the training...it was the best thing tat EVER happened in my life & the lives of many people...I've even been involved with major brain trauma & been able to do what speech pathologists & nueologist, etc. have said wouldnever be possible for the patient. I.E., speech, memory....it's amazing.
David Grove, M.S., New Zeland wrote some books on the topic, which he developed...he also trained me & did the resolving work on me. I refuse to do ANY type of therapy on a patient unless I have it done on me by someone who full well knows what their doing! Pushy, ain't I? Later David used me as a model to teach the work to a room full of confuse-a-lated therapists. It's sort of like a Picaso...you either gert it right away...or it means nothing to you. I was born to do this work! At least I got a few clients from David's last try in Ohio...a few therapists hired me to help them resolve trauma...mainly childhood. And a Judge hired me to train his officers to speak using 'clean language'. You actually say back what you hear the person say...a bit different than what use to be called: paroting.
Hope I haven't lost you there...
I'm writng a children's series....hoping to hook up with a well known singer/song writter......I WAssss working on a book about a fellow I met here who has several personalities within...
however, I just got an E saying he dosen't want to do anything now other than chat. And...after many years of prodding I am writting an auto-biography. It's titled:Some People Have One Of Those Days...I Have One Of Those Lives.
I'll ask you to excuse my typos...I'm use to paying someone to proof my writting....if I tried to use the spell check thingie I'd be stopped about every third word...as you come to know me, should you decide to take this mission...you will find I sometimes make a word or phrase up...seemingly from nowhere and usually for no good reason.

Thanks for joining the b.a.t.s. You could start a campaigne & put b.a.t.s. as part of your tag name...I would...but since it's not in the rules it. We tarts must stick together...or not.
See...no rules Since Sunday the cabin will be full of men yelling bad words at the Super Bowl game...I shall hold church services now...
Alll rise!! Sorry......Must be from all my Court experience...I had a fool once for my lawyer... I defended myself against someone of the weaker sex (a man) and beat the pants right off of him, I did. Er, no, wait...that was before court...
Ah well...Servics...yes, here we are...Think of one good thing you've done since the last service at the church of the b.a.t.s. and if you feel like doing it again...go ahead...if, on the other hand you would like to do a different good deed...than indeed do the deed. Or not. That concludes the services for this week...all donations are greatly mis-handled.

Where do I go to join?

YOu're there! Cheers Deary!!
Now be a proper tart & enjoy the week-end....
I've got a Spuer Bowl to feed and men to watch....

Welcome to your safety zone...much, at times, like the twighlight zone...

I've just sent my young man off home to watch the Super Bowl. I'm watching MTV. Well, listening. The TV is in the other room.

It's playing Rick Astley now. Surreal...

I feel surreal, I feel surreal

Oh no, that wasn't Rick Astley was it?

Hi Pandora, Hi Mina!

Have put a plug in my username, how about making a special page for your church, Pandora? That way it'll be easier to find........

Hope you've both had a good weekend. I did backing vocals for Mrs. Cakehead on Saturday! It went really well - had a brilliant time!

Shameless plug: http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/317/mrs_cakehead.html

SUNDAY SERVICES WERE CANCELED DO TO LACK OF INTEREST.

everyone wants to be a tart....but noone wants to come to services...so, on that I shall take the members advice & have a Tart Page

*smacks gavel* Be kind to MEN!!! Ladies...they have so much to over come....hitting the hole in the toilet, trimming nose hairs...
However, should you WANt to be mean...REALLY GO FOR IT!
No pussy footing around.
Okay, that's it....go out there & knock 'um ... just don't knock 'um dead......unless of course, your alibi is airtight!

I tried to post earlier, but everything was loading so slowly I gave up.............I eagerly await the B.A.T page!

.........and I enjoyed your sermon! The only man around me right now is behaving impeccably ATM, making all the right moves!!

Candi.

THIS IS the TART page...what do you want from me? I can be creative ALL the time.

Behaving himself hey? Wel, that'll never do...get over there & stir thing up

Oh, and thanks for stopping by......

...Well, it's Sunday...time for b.a.t.s. Services to begin......be kind, or not!!! That's the motto for this week...Ajourned...

That's easy, then!!



Hope you had a good weekend. I did - I did some recording (music, that is)

Candi.

Ooooo I can only hope it was one of your lovers singing to you over the phone, or under the window, or in the shower...

Well, actually, it was me, singing into a cheap microphone, in front of the computer........and don't tell anyone, but I've only got one lover. He does sing to me sometimes though.........

oh dear... I'm not a very good B.A.T., am I?

Takes one to know one! I plum forgot to hold 'Services' yesterday! hahahaha
Okay, everyone just re-read last weeks Service, or not!
Extra all around!
...*whispers...*never admit to only one lover!......*smacks Candi upside the back of her head...* Just say you "have none to 'speak of'!" See the difference?!?