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Post 41

Mu Beta

It was from you. If Shark had said it, I'd be worried.

B


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Post 42

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Hey, in the right lighting with enough beer, his luck could be in - he's wearing a skirt, after all...

smiley - shark


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Yeah, but Eddie Izzard wears skirts....

smiley - ale


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Post 44

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


And he makes me laugh. Double bonus there then...smiley - winkeye

smiley - shark


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Post 45

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

On the other hand, he has a beard. Beards are itchy.

smiley - ale


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Post 46

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Mine isn't...

smiley - shark


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

How do you know? Ever kissed yourself?

smiley - ale


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


I know it isn't itchy because I don't sit here scratching myself...

smiley - shark


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


I know it isn't itchy because I don't sit here scratching myself...

smiley - shark


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

That just means it isn't itchy to you. My hair doesn't tickle me, but it tickles Bruce...

smiley - ale


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Post 51

Mu Beta

"I don't sit here scratching myself"

Oh. Isn't that what work is for? What do you do all day?

B


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Well obviously, hon. But just at the moment I couldn't give a flying f*** what the female population of the world thinks of my beard, you know?

Not that I have much bloody chance of finding out either...smiley - winkeye

smiley - shark


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Post 53

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Well, this member of the female population thinks it _looks_ very dshing...

smiley - ale


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Post 54

Mu Beta

Hmmm...to steal a line from Pratchett, I'd say it was less 'dashing' than merely 'runny'

B


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

I'd say there'd be something damn wrong (and frankly unhygienic) about a runny beard smiley - ill

smiley - ale


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Indeed so . B uses his to store bits of his breakfast for later so best not investigate too closely.

And thank you, Kerr. You have no idea how well timed that compliment was.smiley - ok

smiley - shark


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Oh, umm, don't mention it then

bits of breakfast . THe dog attacked me with dog food gravy in his whiskers this morning smiley - ill

smiley - ale


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Nowt worse than a dog with mucky eating habits smiley - laugh

You don't really need to know why (or frankly want to). Just know it made me smile at a crucial moment and may have averted disaster...

smiley - shark


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

He isn't generally that mucky- it's just the food he had for breakfast was in gravy, rather than jelly.

Well then, yay me! I've saved the world again.

smiley - ale


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Mmm, yeah, don't get carried away. Evey action has an equal and opposite reaction, you know...

smiley - shark


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