h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Give this a whirl:

http://www.inquiry.com/techtips/js_pro/10min/10min0700/sillyName.html

I'm Lumpy Gerbilhead ... A good thing I got married and changed my name! I used to be Lumpy Toiletchunks!

pornstar name: could be any of:
tenby phillips
cleo phillips
bumble phillips
bel phillips
(i heard it was sposed to be your *first* pet's name)
but if it's your *current* pet's name:
midge phillips
fly phillips
gnat phillips
friendly phillips ()
mossie phillips
wasp phillips
bee phillips


soapstar name: elizabeth moreton

silly name: buttercup toiletchunks
^. .^
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booger toiletpants
which isn't any better than my old name, which would have been booger toiletbuns, and if i'd never gotten married at all it would have been booger pottyfanny.

i'm not sure what to think

i've just discovered that if i put booger toiletpants on the form it becomes lumpy gerbilfanny.

BUT!! i've also discovered that my boss' name would be greasy gizzardbreath, which is oddly fitting.

Silly name: Lumpy Chuckletush Think I'll stick with Mussolini Morrisey - more intimidating

Have any of you tried this one? Find out who you are in the Lord of the Rings:

http://www.barrowdowns.com/middleearthname.asp?Size=

I got the link from Jedi Jade, naturally. Tolkien on the brain

Middle Earth Name: Muddy-booted Ranger
Elven Name: Angadol (Angadoliel, Angadolien, Angadolwen)
Hobbit lass name: Hildigard Bridger from Newbury
Dwarven Name: Óin Goldskull
Orkish Name: Búrzdûl the Straggler

hehe, that's cool, am gonna send that to my friends who're all obsessed with Lord of the Rings

Silly name: Flunky Barfbrains
Porn star: Twinkle Doggett
Soap star: Helen Beverley

I haven't the energy to go all LOTR, sorry guys

LOTR: Tired Gamgee

i've seen another LOTR one somewhere, i think, although it may not have been names
ok, in middle-earth i was a Lonely Valar
Elven Name
Aduedhel
(Aduedheliel Aduedhelien Aduedhelwen)


Hobbit lass name
Hildigrim Tunnelly from Woody End


Dwarven Name
Farin Goldhelm


Orkish Name
Nazbag the Basher

^. .^
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I like your Dwarven name, Farin Goldhelm, has a nice ring to it

Middle-earth name: Bothersome Meara
Elven Name: Maikasarn
Hobbit lass name: Bell Grenthumb from Newbury
Dwarven Name: Ibun Stealthvisor
Orkish Name: Bagrót the Mucous

I *like* Bagrót the Mucous!


Of course, before I was married I was an Adventurous Oathbreaker.

Sure does.
Gotta go!><--just testing

Middle Earth Name: Hideous Ainur
Elven Name: Nefquesse
Hobbit name: Sigismond Willow
Dwarf name: Mîm Graveguard
Orc name: Dûrbhûr the Mauler

The last one almost makes up for my being hideous

I'm not into those Middle Earth names ... but I the Orc ones!

Stinky Bubblechunks.

And...

Elven: Iargrodiel/Iargrodien/Iargrodwen
Hobbit: Gem Took from Woody End
Dwarven: Bombur Oakenlaughter
Orkish: Ashmazh the Horrible

Most of my LoTR names are dull, but I like my Dwarven name, which is 'Báin Stoneguard' and my Orcish name is even better: 'Búbluk the Toothless'.

My silly name, apparently, is Lumpy Chucklebiscuits.

Mind you, I think being a girl called Ben is pretty silly myself.

B

Ben's a cool name for a girl

yeah
i think in light of other people's LOTR names, i quite like all mine
^. .^
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