h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i can't stand people going on diets!! they don't work! there is no need to change the way you look anyway! you all look lovely!
ok?
as for me, i'm one of those annoying people who never puts on any weight...and it isn't all good
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Once I leave home I should be okay - my terminal meaness prevents me from spending any more than is absolutely necessary on food... apart from , of course - comes from being a girl from Bournville...

Diets do sometimes work - I used to be pretty plump, shall we say - it's just a matter of it going too far... I did get rather dangerously thin at one point...

I lost some weight when I had a coupla months without or cake...

Some people don't have a choice on diets. I think my school's brand new subsidised canteen wants to starve the kids through extortion. Prices doubled, portions halved. I think they're trying to make a statement.

The sixth form rocks, though. We have a microwave in the common room. The downside being you have to be IN the common room to use the microwave. The rest I leave to your imagination because, unfortunately, I can't.

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i eat practically nothing and stay the same shape...no real point in dieting really. if i dieted any more i wouldnt actually need to bother with actual food

Not always a good thing

i like food
i think i might go and get some...mmm...
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I think I need to *put on* weight. I weigh as much as my ex girlfriend who's a foot shorter than me...

I'm hungry. But I can't be bothered to eat at the mo

*He he*Frankie, that reminds me of my friend Ed - he's nearly six foot and he's a good stone lighter than me. I could literally pick him up and swing him around. Still do, actually.

Now my ex was a good three stone heavier than me - which was rather uncomfortable in some situations...

I've got a mate like that called Ed

Shouldn't you be in bed, Sergeant Mushroom?

I've got to get myself psyched up for the New Year eating fest...

Luckily Em, I'm not very tall (for a bloke) - so I don't look lanky. I used to be ridiculously short when I was little (I was just higher than the mark where they start giving you growth hormones). Luckily I caught up as a young teenager.

I was writing an essay. I had it finished by 3.30 am

as you know, i am a colossus of a man. my parents keep optimistically telling me that i might still grow. i might: 2cm in three years...

*giggles*

Well, you're nearly as tall as me

hmm...a dead conversation...what fun!

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I always wanted to be 5' 6". I'm not. I've been 5' 51/2" for the last seven years. Not fair. Also, every time I have my hospital appointments, they insist on weighing me with my shoes on, but measuring me with them off. Hardly conducive to postive body image...

my height varies depending on who you ask - 5'6" to 5'8"...