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broelan Posted Sep 19, 2002
the good ships dierbergs and schnucks run those kroger pirates out of town years ago round these parts...
d
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 19, 2002
Argh, Broe-matey!!! That is good news!!! And a bottle of rum for the good ships!!! The high seas argh-- I mean-- aren't big enough for the evil pirate Kroger.... ARRRGGGHHHH...
The Kroger pirates are union. ARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
But argh, what can be done of Pirate Captain Bush II!?? Yo woah woah, I fear... And a bottle of Rumsfelt(sp!??)... I mean.... a bottle of rum...
Argh. But what Pirate Captain of the high U.S. seas was ever perfect!??
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broelan Posted Sep 19, 2002
actually, all of our grocer pirates are union out here.
'sokay tho.
and the kroger pirates saved my wedding 
(we forgot to get ice, there was a kroger up the road).
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 19, 2002
Pirate Cap'n Bush be afeared on the
seven seas, mateys. Many's the Jack Tar
that's been keelhauled by 'im over th'years.
Aargh!
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Sep 19, 2002
Madame donkey be afine looking looking wench. Arr.
*blinks* Sorry
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 19, 2002
Sink me!
No corsair o'mine has ever seen
a donkey wench. Nor no buccaneer
neither.
Arrr, I needs more grog.....
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Fluffy Pink Rabbit Posted Sep 19, 2002
Donkey wenches?
Arr, they be hidin' my treasure, buckos!
They be holding a fortune in carrots
on Easter Bunny Island, with a dozen
guns to ward off all trespassers.
But we'll see 'em dance with Jack Ketch
before the month's over!
Arr!
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 19, 2002
ARRR!!! Arr like-- I mean... I like this 'ere hollerday!!! 
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broelan Posted Sep 19, 2002
somehow the notion of a pirate bunny reminds me of a certain scene from 'the holy grail'...
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 19, 2002
Hahahahaa... 
The Dreaded Bunny Roberts!!!!
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"Ç®åz¥"Thog the (offline) Loinclothed One; Bearer of Nailguns; God of BLEEP! (join the BLEEP!Hood at U198687!!) Posted Sep 19, 2002
Yaaarrrrrghhh, we'll show them scoundrels quick-like yet, mateys, yaarrrrgh, see if we doesn't. We'll round up 'longside thar sta'bbard beaches and blow the wee lan'lubbers to itsy smith'reens, then storm the gangway an' steal ourn carrots back an' have at thar wenches, yaaarghhhh!!!
Yarrrgh, I find meself likin' this halliday too, argh! 
YAAAAARRRRRGHHHH!!!!! 
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GreyDesk Posted Sep 19, 2002
Oh 'eck, them bloody again 
*puts on cutlass and hat*
Here comes the Customs & Excise man
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"Ç®åz¥"Thog the (offline) Loinclothed One; Bearer of Nailguns; God of BLEEP! (join the BLEEP!Hood at U198687!!) Posted Sep 19, 2002
::
Hastily retreats to his ship and ranges the cannon::
YAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!! Bring it, yeh wee lan'lubber, and face yer watery DOOOOOOMMMM!!!! Yaaaaaargh argh argh argh!!!
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 20, 2002
Woah.... Watery Doom... that's not very nice!!!!
PF Shea GreyDesk Cat Thoggy Pauly Em Ian
YAY!!!!
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Sep 20, 2002
At least they're not pirating videos yet
*hugs*
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Sep 20, 2002
King Soopers. Well there you go. Thanks, although it seems like a silly name to me even if you don't call it Poopers.
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broelan Posted Sep 20, 2002
*pirates a security video from king soopers*
*video shows d shopping for vegetables*
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