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AN EATING GUIDE or THINGS NOT TO PUT IN YOUR MOUTH AND CHEW (for fancy krissy)
Posted Oct 16, 1999
*anything that hurts your eyes to look at
*anything approved by the 'old rusty nail foundation'
*anything not containing caffine - why eat something that is not giving you three times as much energy as it naturally should?
*lead paint - delicious, but deadly
*specks - you could be robbing a sparrow
*plastic bags aka pamela lee
*anything that makes a 'tink' noise when you tap it with a stick
*anythig that shatters when you throw a ball at it
*your own pants - feel free, however to leave your friends and family nudie from the waist down
*anything with the word/s 'super', 'turbo', or 'mega' printed on the packet
*eggs - it's just not natural
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i am a very sensible person
Posted Oct 14, 1999
i would like to make one thing clear-
i can be found, on any given thursday night, hunched in a corner, scribbling hurridly the thoughts which flood my mind: my deepest passions and desires, my greatest hopes and dreams, my most private and perverted fantasies, into what is commonly refered to as a 'journal'. as a result, this 'journal' is fundamentally comprised of lists of people whose personalities, points of views and general existences, i feel would be much improved with a bit of the good old fashioned Death
THUS, This here h2g2 journal will be far removed from the likes of what you would expect from your average bedroom-variety, death-wish-list, journal. (lest any of the listees should stumble upon it and get it in their heads that they can escape my wrath simply by fleeing to a geographically isolated location, tolerating bowel-shakingly harsh climates and surviving soley on moss and ice - IF ONLY)
so i shall be resorting to lists of things like TOP TEN WAYS TO FILL A NOSTRIL WITH GRAVY and the always popular HOW TO STAY OFF OF AN APPLE TREE'S People To Smack With a Housbrick List - IN 47 EASY STEPS
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