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AN EATING GUIDE or THINGS NOT TO PUT IN YOUR MOUTH AND CHEW (for fancy krissy)
an apple tree Started conversation Oct 16, 1999
*anything that hurts your eyes to look at
*anything approved by the 'old rusty nail foundation'
*anything not containing caffine - why eat something that is not giving you three times as much energy as it naturally should?
*lead paint - delicious, but deadly
*specks - you could be robbing a sparrow
*plastic bags aka pamela lee
*anything that makes a 'tink' noise when you tap it with a stick
*anythig that shatters when you throw a ball at it
*your own pants - feel free, however to leave your friends and family nudie from the waist down
*anything with the word/s 'super', 'turbo', or 'mega' printed on the packet
*eggs - it's just not natural
AN EATING GUIDE or THINGS NOT TO PUT IN YOUR MOUTH AND CHEW (for fancy krissy)
Classic Krissy Posted Apr 17, 2000
HAH! FOUND IT!
And weren't it here all the time don'cha know??
*writes it all down again*
Good advice, this.
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